"I repeat. Cute boy is on the bus and I have his blanket." - (01.16.19)
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"You gotta add another quote of me, there's only one! This is so unfair!" - (02.18.19)
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"I'm eating gummy bears and they're freaking amazing but they make my stomach hurt." - (03.21.19)
"I just got killed by a banana." - (03.21.19)
"*downs medicine like a shot* I'm Dean Winc- *coughs*" - (03.23.19)
"You play with underwear little girl?" - (03.23.19)
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"She's so mean to me and my bagels won't fit! My bagels won't fit! *cries dramatically.*" - (04.27.19)
"My bagels got stuck." - (04.27.19)
"Having been pregnant for so long- HEY KITTY STOP THAT!" - (04.27.19)
"That woman had the bread trying to open it like a human, she had her paws on it." - (04.27.19)
"OH MY GOD! I almost burnt my bagels!" - (04.27.19)
"Woah! Woah! Woah! Piggy stop it! She's trying to eat the XBOX cord! Me fighting with a pig 101." - (04.27.19)
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"I need to hide a mozzarella stick." - (05.29.19)
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"So screw you and go smoke some meth." - (07.07.19)
"Hey, did you taste those whales yesterday?" - (07.11.19)
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"*sings* You don't care about meeee!" - (11.03.19)
"You have two arms, I have four legs!" - (11.10.19)
"The exact moment I realized I was gay. *her laying on me* No it wasn't. That was a long time ago when I started dating Mort and then realized he looked like a woman." - (11.27.19)
"OH MY GOD! SHE JUST NEUTERED THAT TURKEY!" - (11.27.19)
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"What is it with princesses and princes kissing all these dead bodies!?" - (03.08.20)
"*laughs* Well, that was gross..but sweet!" - (03.08.20)
"Rose: Have you ever heard of Misha Collins?
Rose: You mean that crazy man who runs down our street?" - (03.08.20)
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"I will smash you with a WAFFLE!" - (05.17.20)
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"*at almost 6PM* Good Mortingggggg!" - (03.27.21)
