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“Hello? Wh—”

“I THINK I'M PREGNANT!”

“…Uh..”

Please don't freak out. I know this is all sudden and shocking..and we had all these plans and now we're gonna have A BABY! I'M FREAKING OUT! WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING? OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!”

Breathe.”

I AM BREATHING DUMBASS! DO YOU THINK I'M PINCHING MY NOSE!? YOU'RE A— wait you sound different.”

“…”

Fuck!”

“…”

Hello?”

“…”

“Pregnant lady are you there?”

BEEP.

“She hung up.”

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