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“Hello?”

“…”

“You're not Co—Elsie.”

“Ugh of course not. She sounds whiny on the phone. I do not! By the way hi I'm Tyler.”

“Where's Elsie?”

“She says she's busy and can't answer the phone right now.”

“She told you to tell me she's busy?”

“Y—NO! She's downstairs right now. She left the phone in her room.”

“..oh. You're in her room.”

“Don't mumble. By the way is your name really Chorizo?”

“It doesn't bother you a guy is calling her?”

“Why will it? I'm her—”

“I don't care. Don't tell her I called. It was a mistake.”

“You like her don't you? You're jealous I'm in Elsa's room.”

“Fucking knew it!”

“What?”

“I'm not jealous.”

“You didn't deny you like her. Called it! I mean you make her laugh, sing her to sleep and drunk dial her to tell her she sounds beautiful?”

“I called her beautiful?”

“And cute.”

“…”

“How do you know all this?”

“She tells me everything duh.”

“…”

“Who did you say you are again?”

“You didn't let me finish. I'm Tyler. Elsie's favorite cousin.”

“Fucking cousin.”

“Yep. And it's favorite cousin. No need to get jealous. She's all yours. Well atleast until some guy doesn't make his move on her. Especially her sleazy ex.”

“…”

She uh she talks about me?

"All the time."

“I think I know why she's upset.”

“Thanks Tyler. I owe you one. You're fucking awesome.”

“Wow. I knew that. Feels good to hear that though.”

“…”

“Hello?”

“…”

“He hung up! Jerk!”

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