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Him | Her

“Hey.”

“Pregnant lady!”

“How did you know it was me?”

“I saved your number duh.”

“As pregnant lady?”

“It's not like I know your name.”

“Makes sense. I've saved you as Wrong Baby Daddy.”

“YOU DID WHAT!?”

“…”

“STOP LAUGHING THIS INSTANT!”

“I CAN'T.”

“*muffled* I'm sorry. Give me a second.”

“What?”

“This isn't a good time. I gotta go.”

“Why? Were you sleeping? I can't think of anything more important than sleeping.”

“I'm on a date!”

“Oh my God! I'm officially a cock-blocker!”

“…”

“Hello?”

“…”

BEEP.

He hung up on me! The nerve!

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