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“A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?”

“Uh…”

“The doctor was the boy's mom!”

“…”

“You're a sexist Coco! I'm disappointed.”

“Chorizo that's not fair! You didn't even let me think!”

“One more to redeem yourself.”

“Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?”

“Stop imagining duh. This was so lame! I'm disappointed Chorizo.”

“Ugh smartass.”

“What can be caught but never thrown?”

“A cricket bat?”

“No! A cold.”

“My turn!”

“What can you hold without touching it at all?”

“…”

“A conversation duh!”

What? No! I was still thinking.”

“Too late Chorizo!”

“You know I've never felt comfortable enough to hold these conversations with anyone. Always thought they'd call me stupid.”

“I see what you did there. Well they'll only call you stupid cause they won't ever be smart enough to answer your smartass questions.”

“...

Thanks. T-that actually made me feel quite better.”

“It's what I'm here for.”

“You're becoming my comfy place Coco.”

BEEP.

“Why is my heart racing?”

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