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“How does it feel when payback's a bitch!?”

“…”

“Pregnant lady?”

“My uh ex called me and said he wants to get back together.”

“Isn't—”

“Lemme finish! My ex called me and said he wants to get back together when I confirmed I'm not pregnant.”

“He really is a tool.”

“…”

“You're not thinking of getting back together with him are you?”

“…”

“Oh God! No you're not!”

“I'm not?”

“Of course not. He left you when you needed him the most. He probably wouldn't have come back if you were still pregnant. You would have become a single mommy who talks on the phone with the wrong baby daddy everyday.”

“…”

“Thank you. I needed to hear that.”

“I'm glad I could be your voice of reason.”

“I'm glad I called you. I think you're okay.”

“Okay? I'm fucking awesome!”

“…”

“Is it weird that I don't feel weird when I'm talking to you? Even though you're a total stranger?”

“I don't know. They do say that strangers are the best people to talk to sometimes.”

“Does this mean I can call you everyday?”

“…”

“I guess I wouldn't mind it so much.”

“….”

“Hey.”

“Yeah?”

“I'm kinda glad you're not pregnant.”

“I'm kinda glad too.”

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