Richie sees Eddie sitting on his couch when he walks into his house, "Whatcha got there?" Eddie asked, "Oh, just Bev's ashtray." Eddie nods, "Guess what I saw." Eddie raised an eyebrow, "What?" "Someone's moving into Bill's house, like the moving trucks there. It's a couple." Eddie's eyes go wide, "Oh..." "Yeah." Richie sat down next to Eddie, "Well, we should be nice to them. Make them some cookies or something." Richie nods, "Yeah, I'm alright with that. Should I call everyone else?" "Sure." Eddie gets up to roam around Richie's kitchen for ingredients.
Soon all the losers were in Eddie's house trying to find butter, "Richie where the fuck do you keep your butter?" Stan asked, "Oh, in the cabinet over there." Richie pointed, "Richie, are you for real?" Mike asked, "Yeah? Why?" Eddie crossed his arms, "Rich, butter goes in the fridge." Eddie argued, "But what if it needs room temputure butter, it'll be cold if it's in the fridge." "Then you put it in the microwave for like 10 seconds." Stan pointed out, "Whatever." Richie rolled his eyes.
After spilling sugar everywhere, throwing flour at each other and eating way too much cookie dough, the cookies were finally finished.
"Lets all walk them down to them." Eddie grabbed the plate of cookies and led the way towards Bill's old house. "You know, even though someone new lives there it'll forever be Bill's house." Stan said, everyone nodded in agreement.
Ben slowly knocked on the door, a younger woman answered the door, "Hello?" Her voice was confident and could easily fill a room, "Hi, we are some kids that live on this block and we wanted to give you these cookies as a welcome gift." Eddie handed her the cookies, "Oh how sweet! Jackson! Come look!" A young man with dark brown hair walks down the stairs, "Oh hello! Brought us cookies?" He asked, Stan nodded, "What are your guys names?" The man asked, "Uhm, I'm Stan, thats Ben, Mike, Richie and Eddie. It's lovely to meet you guys." Stan said in a polite voice. "Thank you for the cookies again, they're lovely." The young woman smiled. They all waved a quick goodbye and walked away from their door.
"What if they change the house?" Richie asked, "The house is perfect I don't think they'll change it." Mike pointed out, "Oh shit! What if they find that realistic naked woman doll that I gave Bill and he burried it in his backyard! Why didn't I think of that!" Richie groaned, "I doubt they will think you did it, they'll just think that the people who used to live there were weird." Stan said, "Why the fuck did you get Bill a naked doll?!" Eddie swatted Richie's shoulder, "He needed more action in his life!" Richie argued, "So you got him a naked lady?!" Eddie groaned but a smile was on his face, "Just how big was this doll?" Richie paused, "At least your height." Eddie gasps, "You gave Bill a life size naked lady doll?" Eddie's eyes went wide, "How have I never heard of this before?" Richie laughs a little, "It was christmas, before you all arrived i got there early. So i gave him part one of his gift." "Was that the christmas you gave Bill porn magazines?" Ben asked. Richie nods his head, "You fucking animal!" Eddie scoffs. "Oh you love it Eddie Spaghetti." Richie started making kissing noises near Eddie's face. Eddie caught Stan smiling at them, "What?" Eddie asked. Stan shook his head, "Nothing, I just missed this." Stan smiled and kept walking, Eddie missed this too. He was glad everything was becoming normal again, or as normal as it could be.
-GROOVYLADY
