I Won't Spread My Legs To You (UNDER REVISION)

CHAPTER 7

Thalia Axhiana Veron

"Damn Shiela, Hades got my flash drive!" I shrieked at the mouthpiece of my phone.

"What's the big deal? Nasa same class naman kayo. I'm sure, sooner or later he will give that back to you so chill," Shiela retorted from the other line and I could imagine her rolling both eyes.

"Chill? But I didn't delete the X-rated videos you plopped inside that god damn thing!" I waved my hands on the mid-air, panicking.

Narinig kong tumawa ang buang. "I didn't know that you keep that for so long. How was it? Napanood mo ba lahat ng yun?"

"Stop Shiela! I didn't even watch one of those filthy videos. Nawala lang sa isip ko na burahin," I'm not making an excuse, I didn't truly watch it nor intend to conserve it. I swear, nakaligtaan ko lang talaga!

"If you're not really fond of those videos, then you should've eliminated it in abrupt. But you didn't," she accused, chuckling. "you should've secured it with a password. Buang."

"C'mon on, trust me! I didn't really intend to keep that!"

"Don't worry about it, ano naman kung isipin niyang nanonood ka? I'm sure, nanonood din si Hades. So take a chill pill and wag kang praning dyan."

"Magkaiba yun, for pete's sake babae ako!"

"Tss, sino bang nagsabi na lalaki lang pwede manood ng X-rated videos? Gender equality please!"

"Shiela! I don't watch nga!" I defended myself again as I put a hand on my waist.

"Okay! Okay!"

"Shiela!" I gritted my teeth.

"Look, wag kang praning Thalia, we're already twenty-two at pwedeng-pwede ka nang manood ng ganyan. Wag mo na lang isipin ang iisipin niya para 'di ka ma-stress. But if you're bothering that he might get turn off towards you...Don't worry 'cause for sure, he will more likely turn on after discovering that you've got a bit of kinkiness inside you."

"Shiela, hindi nga ako nanonood! And I don't even care if he might get turn on or turn off to me! Hindi naman ako switch ng ilaw!"

"Not funny. Better luck next time, Thalia! Oh siya, I'll hang up here, okay? Stop for being praning na! Goodbye!" she said and abruptly ended the call.

Damn! Pinatayan ako?

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As I walked along the hallway— different eyes fixating at me and my name keep on erupting from their mouth as they murmur something.

What's happening? I'm damn clueless.

Binilisan ko ang aking lakad patungo sa aming silid para iwasan ang mga weirdong galaw sa aking paligid.

But I wasn't yet threefold away from the crowd when a pair of shoes stop right in front of me, halting me from pursuing my pace.

I looked up to see who's the bastard blocking my way, and there I saw the evil smiling Hades.

Ano ba yan? Ang pangit ng bungad para sa panibagong araw!

The gossips around went louder when Hades grabbed my hand, intertwining it with his hand.

"What are you doing?!" I sizzled as I tried to discharge my hand from his grasp but I can't.

"Saving you."

"From?"

Inilibot niya ang kanyang tingin sa paligid.

"I don't need your help, and besides I don't even know what's going on."