I Won't Spread My Legs To You (UNDER REVISION)

CHAPTER 16

Thalia Axhiana Veron

My chin was plopped on my knuckles while my elbows were placed above the table, watching Hades how he hurriedly chopped the onions and the other ingredients needed for adobo. Honestly, I didn't want to have dinner with him but he extorted me that, if I'm not going to join him then he won't indulge  me to depart from his condo unfucked. Napakahalay niya! Bakit kasi dinala-dala niya ako rito? Sa totoo lang nakakafrustate na yung mga lumalabas sa bunganga niya, maya't-maya napaka-comforting then maya't-maya nagiging bastos.

He was wearing a v-neck white shirt, exposing his profound collarbone with a black apron around his waist. Then kapansin-pansin rin ma napaka-musculine ng pagkakabuilt-in ng body niya. My system suddenly quivered when I remember the feeling whenever he's clasping his body against mine.

Argh!

I tweaked my hair when I realized I'm gawking at his body. Dang! Pwede namang mukha ang titigan ko, bakit katawan niya ang inuna ko? What's happening to me? Nagiging pervert na rin yata ako kagaya niya! Gross, Thalia! Gross!

I heaved a sigh when I saw him looking at me. I thought his attention was only fixated on the dish. Bakit nasa sa akin na? Damn!

"Go ahead enjoy my view," biglang saad nito at saka dagliang tinaas ang kanyang dalawang kilay para panudyo.

"Tss, epal!" bulong ko at tumuwa lang ang loko. "By the way, malapit ka na bang matapos diyan?" tanong ko, para ilihis ang usapan.

He gave me a nod. "Oh sige, I'll prepare the table para may ambag naman ako," I drearily said as I stride to the dining room and assemble the table.

After a couple of minutes he finally serve the food.

"Charan," he delightedly exclaimed as he embedded the dish and put a serving on my plate.

"CHARANtado ka!" I said with sarcasm. Bahagyang lumaki ang aking mga mata nang matikman ko ang luto niya, what the heck?

"Does it taste delicious like me?"

"Does it taste delicious like me?" I mocked. "Correction, masarap yung luto pero hindi masarap yung nagluto!" Yeah, I woudn't deny na masarap ang luto niya.

"Weh? I doubt that, we know how yo---" I abrubtly placed the spoon inside his mouth, not wanting to hear the words that would come out from it.

"Oh sige, eat na Hades. Eat na!"

"Tss," he sneered after he nibbled the food I compelled to put inside his mouth.

"Pikon."

He wagged his head as he crept an animated grin on his lips. "No, alam natin pareho kung sinong pikon at ikaw yun. You know how good I am when it comes on teasing, right?" He moved his seat from the oppisote side near at the table as I felt the warm of his palm on my thigh.

I glared at him. "We're eating."

"I'm good in multi-tasking, so I can ha---"

"Napakababoy mo Hades, stop!" I hissed as I shoved his hand away from me.

"See? Sinong pikon?" Pang-aasar nito.

I rolled my eyes and I didn't bother to reply back.

The atmosphere was covered by tranquillity and silence whilst I'm enjoying the food he cooked for us. Damn, sarap niya magluto. Sana all!

I added more rice on my plate. 'Di ko alam kung nakailang ulit na akong takal ng kanin, but I'm sure nakarami na ako. I'm not hungry, but ang sarap kasi, kaya go lang. Why would I bother to spare myself, diba? Duh!

I could feel his stares lingering upon me. "What?" I raised my brows.

"You look cute," he mumbled and chuckled.

Kumunot ang noo ko. "You look cute." Pangagaya ko rito. "I'm not sure if you're giving me a compliment, because it more sounds like a taunt," I grumbled at muling sumubo ng pagkain hanggang sa bumigay na rin ang aking tiyan sa kabusugan.

"Damn, you have a very large stomach. Dami mong nakain."

"Oo nga eh, thank you! Ang sarap mo--"

"Alam ko," he answered with his voice full of pompous. Ang kapal!

"Assumero! Ang sarap mong mangluto kako!" I finished my sentence, stood from my seat, and I was about to clean up the table when Hades held my hand to stop me.

"Let me do that. Wait me at the leaving room and I'll drive you home."

"Okay wash the dishes, but you don't need to drive me home. I'll gallop a cab instead, for transportation."

"No. I insist ihahatid kita, delikado sa daan." he said while taking steps closer to me.

"Mas delikado ka," mariiin kong saad.

Ngumiti ito ng nakakaloko at mas lalong nilalapit ang kanyang sarili sa akin. "Really?"

Before he could grab my waist I reluctantly approved him to drive me home. "OO NA! OO NA! MAGPAPAHATID NA!"