Lo: Zel, There's something wrong
Zel: (checks at clock) meh, it happens
(Zooms into clock where it keeps counting down)
364:23:35:59
UNUS ANNUS
UNUS ANNUS!
Chapter 2: Date2
~Valentine's Day, park~
Mario: (to Spaghetti dakimakura) Oh boi! You & Mario are gonna have a sexy date when we get home
Luigi: ohhhh. What is wrong with you?!
???: *whimpering*
Mario: Hmm. It sounds like a baby's crying over there. (Heads to nearby gazebo) Oh, it's not a baby. Just Shroomy being his normal self! He's probably trying to get mental breakdown badge.
Luigi: What's wrong Shroomy?
Shroomy: Oh, I have a date, you see.
Lo: *comes out of nearby bushes* You're telling' me bud.
(Sting)
Mario: Shroomy...has a date...? THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Luigi: Wait, ain't you-
Lo: Yep, I'm that buffoon on the rocket last New Years.
Luigi: Riiiiiiiiighttt... So you two, who's the lucky girls?
Shroomy: It's the one with the pink ponytails.
Lo: & mine's the blond swirl.
(Sees Zel & Po chatting on a nearby bench)
Mario: I dunno what this is but... it's kinda hot. (Notices his "date") Oh sh*t, I'm sorry.
Luigi: Don't worry. We can help you with your dates.
Shroomy: Shall we do this?
Lo: Let's do it!
(Shroomy is shivering his balls out while walking to them while Lo walks casually)
Zel: Oh, Hi Lo. & is that?
Shroomy: OH MY GOD! Is that-
Zel: Shroomy! It's so good to see you, former roomie!
Lo: Former roomie?
Zel: Yeah. Lo, do you remember him?
Lo: Of course. He's the first guy to talk to me back then.
Shroomy: Wellllllllll, it seems like you had found your match, huh?
(Both Lo & Zel are blushing super hard on that context)
Oh yeah. Soo... (notices his date & is very jittery at this rate, then he notices Mario & his speak board) Wanna go make paisanos together?!
All: WHUT!!
(Mario gets excited through the line but gets curb stomped by his brother, for which he holds another speak board)
Shroomy: hehe.. oh let's just hang out.
Lo: As.. a double date!
Zel: Yeah, I like that.
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