Chapter 1

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(After a few minutes of running, Lo then hides to a nearby alleyway, catching his breath.)

Lo: *panting* That was close. Where am i?

(He then looks around the cityscape, feeling familiar to the surroundings. That's when he starts feeling distaste on Bob's sick raps. Suddenly, he hears constant grunting. Feeling curious, he takes a peek. He sees Francis & Lemmy watching anime)

Both(using a Jeff voice clip): GETTHE F**K OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!

(Being startled, Lo then left the two alone & wanders off.He proceeds to find a decent electrical port, until he finally finds one, which is near Peach's Castle.)

Lo: Well, it's better than never. (Proceeds plugging his charger)

(Suddenly, it's night-time & he has decided to take camp )

~the next day~

Lo: (playing online for the first time) Who knew this game can be so fun?! 

(While surfing on a worthy opponent, a new player challenges him named LuckyHeartBreak. Seeing as she'd be a worthy foe, he accepts the challenge. A new friendship is created as Lo makes constant online fights with his new distant friend. Overtime, he is spending his days listening to better music than Bob's songs [whom he calls "unappreciated talent"], eats some leftover spaghetti, & peeps onto SMG4's constant visits on r/smg4)

SMG4: (notices Lo peeping) WTF ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!!! (Rustles bazooka)

Lo: Eep! (Leaps away from view)


~Christmas Eve~


(In the mall, Lo [OuterKirb2018] is messaging to his longtime friend)

OuterKirb2018: Merry Christmas, mate!

LuckyHeartBreak: U too. You know, I wonder if...

OuterKirb2018: Yeah...

LuckyHeartBreak: Do you think we might meet each other irl?

OuterKirb2018: Eh?

LuckyHeartBreak: I meant in real-

(That is when Lo bumps into someone & fell)

???: Hey. (Lends out her hand) Are you alright?

(He proceeds to take her hand & pulled up when he notices a cute figure. FYI, she is actually Tetra from Wind Waker but a bit more human-like)

Lo: Thanks. I needed it.

???: Wait, (notices the chatroom) are you OuterKirb2018?

Lo: Indeed, I am. Aren't you LuckyHeartBreak?

LuckyHeartBreak: I am. Looks like we had met irl.

Lo: Heh. Feel that. (Hears Bob's casual rapping from nearby) *groans* he's awfullllll

LuckyHeartBreak: You hear that. I'd be a no brainer to rather hear that.

(both chuckled)

Lo: It's so glad we meet here. I'm Lo

LuckyHeartBreak: I'm Zel btdubs.

(As then, Lo & Zel are talking non-stop as the horrible singing almost came to an end)

Zel: Where do you came from?

Lo: I dunno. When I came to, I was in the mall on a large crater.

Zel: Well that ain't be much on your origins, are you?

Lo: yeah.

(That is when Bob tells his fans he is retiring his rap business for his friends, as much to the two's delight)

Lo: WHEW! I'M GLAD I AIN'T GONNA HEAR HIS CRINGEY SINGING ANYMORE!

Zel: Same too. So...
Do you have a home?

Lo: No. I resided at the side of the castle. It feels lonely tho.

Zel: You sad thing. Say, do you wanna bunk in my house. I had a spare bed.

Lo: Heck yeah I'm in!


~later~


(At Zel's apartment)

Zel: Welcome to your new home.

Lo: Wowwwww. (Takes a look at her apartment, which doesn't look much)This feels homely. (Notices a present at the table) Is this yours?

Zel: No. It is from another roommate, but he left without saying goodbye. Say... that could be yours.

Lo:What are you saying? (he said as he's ripping through the present) Huh? Wowww. That's a -
(holds a photo frame) nice present.

Zel: Thanks. I made it myself. So, do you wanna take a picture of it.

Lo:Yeah. I'll give it a shot.

Zel: Now say Cheeeeeeese

Both: Cheeeeeeeeeseee.

*click*

(From this point onwards, Lo's friendship with Zel has blossomed & yet, it's just the first month!)


~At New Years Eve~


Zel: Are you sure this will work?!

Lo: Yeah. This will definitely give them a blast. (He's attached onto a big rocket so he can photobomb the others on the new year) Ready.

Zel: Now Contact in 3, 2, 1, 

CONTACT!

(Lo then blasts off to the night sky)

Lo: WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!!! *boom*

Mario (on the distance): (sees Lo) Well wouldn't you look at that.

Smg4: Say WHUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Meggy: HAPPY NEW YE- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

Lo: *distant screaming* *lands on a nearby car* I'm OK!

Zel:*snickers*

Wario: MY CARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

[Meanwhile, at Zel's apartment, a digital clock suddenly sputters & glitches where it depicts a countdown to something big]

364:23:59:59

UNUS ANNUS

UNUS ANNUS!

End of Ch. 1

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