Chapter 12: WOTFI'19

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E. Gadd: Ok, let's see the results. (le gasp) I don't know that he's involved.

61:10:59:59

Unus Annus

UNUS ANNUS!


~November 2 ,Arcade~

Lo: (is busy playing some Blazblue Cross Tag when he notices theItalians) Yo guys, what's going on?

Mario: We're having another WOTFI!

SMG4:Wanna join?

Lo: Yeah, but as a competitor.

SMG4: BAH! You? What makes you as an Italian?

Lo: As you know, this luggage where I came from is sent from Italy, not to mention that this country is a neighbour of it!

Mario: He makes a fair point.

X: OK! It's all set up. Are you sure you want to do this?

Lo: Ready as I've ever be.

(X then plus Tari into the arcade cabinet & it turns into the WOTFI cabinet, absorbing the 3 competitors into the action!)


(This is a what if scenario when Lo wins every challenge!)

Challenge 1: Lo grips hard onto the nearby tree when he lost grip & hits SMG4, sending him onto the boulder that hit Mario

2: SMG4: Ready for this?

Lo: Puh-lease. (Uses his left arm, which actually bashes SMG4 to the ground, breaking it!)

Doctor: I'm sorry for your losses.

Both Mario & SMG4: We can't fap!

WE CAN'T FAAAAAAA-


3: (disguises as a giant duck, acting as it's Archibald's mother when it backfired as Tari is riding it! )

4: Lo on phone: Hi there, it's Mr. Sakurai. I would like to put Waluigi in Smash. No questions asked.. Bye. *hangs up*

Master Hand: whut? (Returns to office) This really ain't be true, right? (Sees SMG4's note) whut?

5: for his neutral special, he wields a gun

(Mario & SMG4 flew off)

Lo (in Zel's costume): Oh no, you don't (fires a rocket launcher to them & then looks at his senpai) notice me.


6: ACTIVATE MASTER BUILDING!

(Lo then uses his Meta Runner powers to construct a giant chicken house)

Steve: *sees the houses* IT'S SO FLUFFY!!!!!

7: Zel: Are you sure about this?

Lo: This is fine. It's my apology for chopping your arm off. (He had tested the arm onto Zel because of last episode)

SMG4: Ready on 3

Lo: 3! (Pushes button)

(Zel then blasts off, clearing every game on the field in seconds flat!)

Lo: HOORAY! IT WORKED!

Mario: Aw man, it's so much better than mine (tosses his arm to the trash & wanders off, only for it to be found by Thanos)

Thanos: Oh that's really cool bananas.


8: Lo: Watch this. (Wedgies SMG4)

Smg3: (laughs even harder)

SMG4: WHYYYYYYYYY?!

9: Meggy: ight i'mma head out.

(She notices him praising Mario as his senpai & proceeds kicking him off the window)


10: Lo: Amateurs. (Draws a Sephiroth that kills off Ryu & Kermit [Axol & SMG4's drawings]) (notices everyone stoked about what happened 5 months ago) Sorry not sorry

(A rap battle follows & X immediately wipes all of them out)


(Aftermath)

Lo: Wow. I didn't expect won every challenge!

Mario: You are a worthy foe, man!

SMG4: Beaten by a multi-species friend. I never let that down!


Tari: well. That's enough video games for today.

(As Tari walks off, a large Projectionist from BATIM walks onto the screen & plugs himself to it. The screen later glitches to what appears to be a giant squid group)

Its time!


61:10:49:59

Unus Annus

UNUS ANNUS!

End of Ch. 12

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