IM NOT GOING TO JAIL AGAIN!
Lucks: Actually sir, no one goes to jail. We are here to help you after all. My name is Lucks, & we're here to know more about yourselves & your abilities...
Zel: I think we should get out of here. RIGHT NOW!
Belle: Please blond one, listen to Lucks. We're not here to hurt you. (Notices Lo stutter a bit) Ughh...
Lucks: That's for getting you all OUT of the game. & it worked, did it not?
Lo: Guys, it seems nice & all, but lets bail, ok?
Theo: Bye final boss! We'll be back to kill you later! ;)
(There about to head off when a few TasCorp guards blocked Tari & Theo. Another few then popped in when Lo's arm puts blasted them off)
Zel: WOW. Is that a new feature?
Lo: Dunno!
(The two then hid into a nearby streaming hub dubbed The Hive across the street)
Lo: Whew. That was close. (Notices someone coming out of the cubicle) Hmm?
???: Okay. Imma just- (sees the two) WOAH! Who are you two?
Zel: Excuse me, but I'm Zel & thats my roomie Lo.
Lamar: Well, I'm Lamar & I'm from a squad named MD-5.
Lo: What's your motive?
~later~
Lamar: Yo, what's going on?
Lo: Uh oh. Looks like Belle has gotten to our friend.
Lamar: Im'ma head out. Come to the side of this building for a pickup, ok?
Zel: See you at 5!
Belle: No one's gonna be able to hear you. These pods all have sound cancelling tech instal- (gets double hit by his coconut & a coffee cup)
Lo/Theo: BULLSEYE!
Belle: GODDAMMIT, LITLE RUNTS! GET THEM!
Lo: Run?
Zel: YUS!
(Belle then splits up for Tari)
(The guards then came into an empty room with Elder Tomato on the chair when Theo air strikes them)
Zel: NOW, LO!
(Lo then pulse blasted the two guards)
Theo: WOW! You shoot pulses from your hands? SIIIIIICK!
Lo: I know right!
(Belle: How did 2 men lose a child & a couple?! FIND THEM!)
Theo: Yeesh. She really ships you two.
Lamar: Please shut up.
Theo: Who are you?
Lo: Theo, this is Lamar, now get in the car.
Theo: Whatever you say, dude!
Zel: Is that a body pillow?
Lamar: Huh? Yeah, that's Nova chan. She's chill.
Lo: You remind me of Boopkins.
Lamar: Who's Boopkins?
Theo: I like her.
*the car proceeds to ram to the TASCORP van carrying Tari*
Tari: Lo?
Lo: COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!
Lucks: Stop those runts!
(They proceed to head off on their dust)
Zel: (notices Lo munching on chips) Where did you get that?
Lamar: Wear those jumper hoodies.
Tari: Why?
Lamar: I saw you back at the arena. They put on a tracker chip on your arm. He likes to keep tabs on his "opportunities".
Lo: Whew! That's more sick than my old one.
*the epic car chase follows*
Lo: I HOPE YOU LIKE 7 MONTHS OF UNWASHED GLORY! (Tosses the old jacket to Belle, losing her in the process)
Zel: DUDE! You didn't wash your hoodie in 7 months?!
Lo: I masked it in fragrance spray! Does it count?!
Theo: Oh dinner, I'm starving.
Tari: I don't think we're here for food, Theo...
Zel: Please calm down. This is the MD-5's HQ
Tari: What's MD-5?
Lo: you'll see. (Lamar then opens a door to the gang's hub) Hi Sofia. Masa.
Sofia: (notices Theo) OMG YOU'RE FINALLY HERE! (Fanboys over the coconut boy while the other stuff is going on)
Masa: Lamar, who are those people? & why does he know our names?
Lamar: Relax, dude. This is Tari, Theo, Lo & Zel. They're here to join our "club"
Masa: Sofia, check if these two are *MD-5 material*. I'll deal with the blue cyber-chick.
Sofia: On it!
Zel: Woah! What do you mean?
Sofia: Follow me. *starts up a familiar console & game* Wanna play Smash?
Lo: OH YEAH!
~later~
Sofia: Whew! I had never seen a perfect battle tandem until now!
Zel: Just as we are... the best of the-
(Lo then notices Theo struggling right now)
Theo: I feel tingly.
Sofia: This... this could be because he's been out of this game for too long.
Masa: We need to get him back into an Ultra Jump Mania cartridge. NOW!
Theo: Tari... I'm scared.
Tari: Don't worry Theo. We'll fix this.
Lo: I hope we will return to our world soon.
Theo: Wait what?
End of Ch.8
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