Chapter 17: StayCray

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6:17:25:59

Unus Annus

UNUS ANNUS!


(At the morning at Peach's Castle, our fave duo had woken up realising it's a week left before uncertain doom)

Lo: *checks the clock* Oh no nonononono.

Zel: What is it?

Lo: We're late from the gang's trip to Florida.

Zel: WHUT?!!!!!


*the two had scrambled to put in their stuff in the luggages & broke into the door*

LO: ARE WE LATE?!

(They noticed Mario pulling off his shocked face when he turned around & saw them)

Mario: Woah. You're forgotten too?

Zel: Yep, looks like we're home alone together, huh?

Lo: Actually no. E.Gadd is working onto the barrier at the inner garden, but it's best we'll not disturb him.

Mario: Whoo. Let's play together!


~later, at evening~

Kermit: Breaking News, a comet is heading to earth for a week in time for New Years.

E. Gadd: Those fools. Didn't they realise they're being closer to our doom? Good thing I was there to avoid the inevitable.

(Continues building the barrier as he is watched by some anti-teletubbies)


SSEOITAB Ultimate Announcer: Game over, yeaaaaaaahhhhh!

Mario: Woo, Good game!

Lo: Good game.

Mario: *sighs* It could've been better if our friends are still here.

Zel: I know, but we are here with you no matter what.

Mario: It's so good to have friends like you.

*doorbell ringing*

FRIENDS!!! (Rushes to the door)

Lo: Those ain't the friends, right?

Zel: Yep.

Lo: Wanna boobytrap this castle?

Zel: Yep.


(The original plot plays normally just as the Wah brothers are getting pummelled by constant traps Mario & the duo made. It even extended to the construction site)

Ztar: Attack, my brethren! (The minions [Anti-Teletubbies] then stepped on the trap & are catapulted off) 0_0


Wario: Immmmm about to whip somebody's asss!

Lo: If you want to beat his ass, you have to get through us!

Saiko: & us!!!

All: (turns around to find the gang altogether again)

Zel: You're in trouble now, scrubs!

(The gang proceeds to beat them up as the trio remembers the true meaning of Christmas)


Tari: Mind we discard these bozos to the police?

Lo: We might... but they ain't gonna hear Zel's new song.

Waluigi: I wanna hear it.

Wario: Me too.

The gang: Sing. Sing. Sing.

Zel: *gets flustered* Well, ok...

(Zel then sings her new song as everyone celebrates the festivities)


Ztar: (opens hatch for a gun) Fine. I'll do it myself!

5:23:59:59

Unus Annus

UNUS ANNUS!

End of Ch.17

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