ZERO GLITCH: BETA Edition (OVERLOADED)

Chapter 23: M.B.F.R.W.

Kermit: Breaking news! At March 21, the entire town is invited for the biggest wedding at history. The lucky two here are Lo Glazding & Kel Q. Leizhin. They had stated that this wedding will literally make jaws drop & rivals Pewdiepies at popularity.

Lo: This wedding will be so big, we had rented an empty field for the entire event.

Peach: But how do you gonna pay for all these? & why does it gonna be the biggest?

Kel: You'll stay tuned to figure it out.

Kermit: Well good luck to you two & congrats Team Splatsquad for the championship.

~March 21, altar on a field~

Peach: Why is there a giant Claptrap on my lawn?!

Lo: Well excuuuuuse me! We had said that it will be BIG, & this is our excuse!

E. Gadd: Yeah. I had worked it in 17 days straight. I haven't slept ever since.

Meggy: FLOWERS FOR YOU!(fires the flowers with her gun) FLOWERS FOR YOU! FLOWERS FOR YOU!

(One flower hits Wario to his pingas) (to SMG4) WEDDING COMMANDER, ALL DA FLOWERS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED!

SMG4: ugh, thanks...

Peach: What's that plastic mask for? & what's with that rumbling?

(That's when Kel arrived in a giant BB-8)

Kel: HOW'S THAT FOR A GREAT ENTRANCE?!

Peach: OOOOOHHHHH MYYY GODDDDDD!

SMG4: Ladies, gentlemen, cyborgs, distant youtubers, onion, we have gathered here today to celebrate the matrimony with these two specials. Can we exchange some words.

Lo: It may have been 15 months & over 2 weeks since we first met, but I used to try handle things on my own, only that things are better with you. So by whatever comes on our way, we'll take them together!

Kel: I used to think the future might be one lonely puddle, stuck to be immovable for uncertain. But you have pulled me out to an infinite ocean taking me to countless possibilities urging to be foreseen!

What I meant is, you changed my life, I changed yours, & we have finally changed ours.

Lo: That's some wise sh*t right here.

Kel: I know.

SMG4: Now, the rings.

Tari: I'm on it.

(She mans the drone & it flew onto both of the bot's lens, where for which they grabbed the rings)

SMG4: Lo, will you take this woman to holy matrimony so she'll stick to you like glue?

Lo: I do!

SMG4: & Kel, would you-

Kel: YUS!

SMG4: But I wasn't finished.

Kel: I was just excited.

SMG4: Well it looks like you're both married now & what are you doing?

(The lens on BB-8's head opened & Kel had jumped out to Lo)

Kel: OPEN THE HATCH!

(Lo then opens up the eye as soon as she's close. As she enters his bot, the camera inside the bot turns on, showing everyone their wedding kiss. A few seconds later, they both glow & fuse into Hope, but she looks different)

Hope: (grabs the bazooka & stuffs the bouquet in it) NOW WHO'S NEXT?!

(She fired the bouquet & it flew through the altar. The women tried to grab it, but it Meggy on the eye)

Meggy: MAH EEEYEEE! (Screams all willy-nilly & tosses it to Mario on the mouth, which he ate it)

Mario: Ooooo, yummy!

~6:30, Reception area~

Lo: How do we even stuff these from the garage?

E. Gadd: It's simple. Press the simple down box button here.

(He pressed it & the robot shrank to a simple glorb. As it heads to him, it broke through Mario's spaghetti)

Mario: *cries* DA PAIN! IT'S GETTING WORSE!

(The glorb finally lands to Lo's arm onto the touchscreen)

Lo: Woah!

E. Gadd: Now you can carry it anywhere.

Kel: Wow. I wanna try.

(Her bot then shrank as well & crashed through Luigi's face where it lands to his spaghetti)

Mario: LUIGI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Kel: Sorry.

E. Gadd: Also, I got a present for both of you.

Lo: What is it? (opens the present revealing a cap)

E. Gadd: Lo, meet Ezlo.

Lo: What?

Exlo: RAAA!! Hello there.

Lo: WOAH! Is that our personal assistant like Alexa?

Ezlo: Yep.

Kel: Think this is the happily ever after you've been looking for?

Lo: Nope. (Checks on the lost TasCorp files he kept) There's a lot more we can do.

Kel: Hey guys, did you think that's over?!

End of Ch.23