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Ch.3 OtakuMode
~May 10, Peach's castle~
Lo: (is busy playing some Smash in the Ass when he notices Bob & Boopkins walking exhilerated) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Boopkins: Oh hi Lo. We're just wondering-
Bob: *shoves Boopkins* that we're gonna have an anime battle to see who can have the most anime!
Lo: Oh, I know about those. Zel shows these at Netflix last March. Believe me, some of those, I must really forget.
*flashback*
(At the apartment, the two are watching School Live Episode 5)
Lo: I hope the rest of the gang comes out alive
Zel: Uhh, Lo?
(That's when the teacher dies)
Lo: It can't get worse, right?!
(The dog later dies at the finale)
*flashback end*
Lo: It's horrifying!
Bob: u might go super saiyin dude!
Lo:Im in!
MONTAGE:
Challenge 1: Trips at a rock after Bob gets blasted off
Challenge 2: Types a simple I love you on Tari's phone & wins
Challenge 3: Suddenly burps at the middle of his screaming, destroying a nearby building
Challenge 4: Uses the yearning equality quote from Konosuba & gets slapped.
Challenge 5: Joins the big debate like this:
Boopkins: No! It can't be!
(Bob laughs like a petty spoiled girl)
Lo: Bah, that's so cute! For I, a roomie of a cool girl, had watched lots of anime like you two scrubs!
Boopkins: o yeah?! Well, who do you know about the new Fairy Tail character, the Scarlet Despair, Irene?
Lo: She is a high-level mage that came from the creator's original idea on Erza. Not only that, she is also the knightess' mom & the queen of the Dragons. Plus, she originated the Dragon Slayers as an effort to stop a dragon war.
Boopkins: 0_0 well, the weeb is stronger than this one.
I bet you can't summarise every 1 PIECE episode.
Lo: BRING IT ON
( all are blabbing their own summaries throughout)
Mario: PINGAS!
Challenge 6: After some seconds of battling, Lo vanishes to a puff of smoke when...
Bob: KAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAMEEEEEEE [Mario: RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUNNN] HAAAAAAAAAAA-
Lo: *jumps from behind* hi, how are ya?!
(Bashes Bob from behind into Kameameha blast)
Then, as Peach's castle gets destroyed, Lo knows what to do.
Lo: (points to Goku) It was him!
Results:
Mario/Lo: 2 *WIN*
Bob/Boopkins: 1
~May 11, Zel's apartment~
Zel: (overlooks the news about banning anime) Yikes! Do you think we should stop using Netflix?
Lo: Only the anime ones.
Zel: Yeah, you're right. (Looks at Netflix account only to realise that the kingdom banned the *ENTIRE* browser) Ahh, piss.
~May 12, Moo Moo Milk store~
(Lo & Zel are walking together, with Zel teaching him the fundamentals of PokeMon Go when...)
Mario: aaaaaa- (bashes head on tree) Well I've done all I can do.
Tari: (notices the two) Hey.
Lo: Ain't that?
Mario: AYYYY, LO MY BOI!
Lo: Mario! *hugs him* its so good to see you.
Zel: Hi Tari. What are you doing here?
Tari: I'm trying to help Mario to pay off his cartel debts.
Mario: Yeah. So can you help us with this tree?
Lo: I got this. (Rams to tree with Mario as extra weight, breaking it in two) Totes worth it!
Zel: Good. What's next?
Tari: Well next we have to spread the word.
Mario: ooo, like those catchy jingles at those food stalls. Mind we use it?
Zel: Actuallllly, mind we try other methods other than this? Hehe
Lo: *hmm*
Tari: Ok, hmmmmm, maybe you spread the word in social media, the more sites, the better.
Both: OK!
~later~
Lo: OK, we had spread it on Facebook, Twitter, & - WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON HERE?! (Notices the stall trashed & the cartel assembled)
Mario: Prepare your butts, you two.We're heading to war!
(Then the gang barges into the storefront)
Zel: *starts whimpering & huddles up into a ball throughout the duration* it's all gonna be ok.it's all gonna be ok
Lo: (records the whole thing)
(Then they get shoved out)
Lo: Zel, what happened to you?
Zel: It's a long story- (gets interrupted by Francis' new orders)
Lo: shush now. Things are gonna be good.
(As part of the move trying to debunk Jeeve's business to the toilet, the cartel took action tarnishing it one by one)
Lo: BOOM! This meme will surely bring it down!
(Shows footage of cows puking milk)
Zel: Hehe, barfing. Let's hope this works.
(Meanwhile... in Japan...)
SMG4: (sees the footage) what da hell is this?
(At another fight, Zel retreats her constant worrying when Meggy breaks up the crowd)
Lo: Yeesh, from whatever you got here, it's really bad. Mind you talk about it?
(But just as Zel starts to speak, Meggy reels Lo in for Splatfest training)
Zel: Hey, wait up...
Shroomy: I just want to have milk :(
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