Aaliyah
"Oh lord, yo cheap ass got me sum?" I asked as everybody laughed.
"I'm scared of this one" Kaliyah said.
"Me too, her cheap ass never get nun" Meme said.
"Ahh hush" Nadia told them as she clapped.
Some dudes came around the corner with carts.
"Ahhhh shit, she got some strippers" Kaliyah said.
"Girl hush" my grandma told her.
"No strippers, but I got u some u said u been waiting for the longest" Nadia said.
The men removed the covers off the bags and she had a Hermès bag, LV Shopping Bags and Chanel.
"U didn't!!!!!" I said as I sat down to catch my breath.
"She good?" Bandz asked.
"Dman her ass bout to pass out" Dre said.
Everybody chuckled.
"Yalll my cheap ass bestie just bought me designer" I said as I held my chest and tears fell.
My momma came to fan me.
"Whew I can't breathe, this is so surprising" I said as Nadia wipes my tears.
"Okay stop crying and open them" Nadia told me.
"My baby shower better be emotional and filled with gifts like this or I'm getting a new bestfriend" Kaliyah said and everybody laughed. "Oh I'm dead ass".
"Stop cursing" my grandad told her.
I took my heels off and put my slides on.
"Okay lemme open it up" I said as I stood up and grabbed the Hermès box.
Everybody recorded me as I opened the box and pulled it out the bag.
It was a custom Birkin bag with a cartoon picture of me and her on it.
I turned around and dapped my eyes as I started getting teary eyed.
"Yo ass got me looking like a pussy in front of these folks, yo on some real shit. This is mad cute and I fucking appreciate u, this the best gift I ever gotten besides my g wagon from my mommy of course but on some real shit, I fucks with this hard. I might not even wear this out in public, this so beautiful I'ma keep it and keep it in a trophy case" I said as I wiped my tears and hugged her.
She smiled and kissed my cheek.
I opened the rest of her gifts, 10 damn mins later.
"Okay that was good but u know I couldn't let u outdo me" I said as I grabbed my purse and pulled out a key card out.
"What is this for?" She asked then I flipped it over and she screamed and gasped. "OH MY FUCKING GOD".
"What is it??" Ms Stephanie asked as her and my momma got closer to see it.
"BITCHHHHH OKAY CUZ NEW BESTFRIEND ME, my bihhh got a muhhfuckin Tesla as a graduation gift from her bestfriend" Kaliyah said as she recorded.
