Part 31: Interview with Characters

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SOREN:  (With many interruptions from Claudia)

Me: So Soren? How did you feel about the whole insulting your intelligence thing? Anything to say to the author?

Soren: Oh, yeah. Definitely. I just played it up for the sake of the story. I gives the people what they want. But really, I'm quite intelligent. Deep down inside, I have a philosophy side.

Claudia: Oh yeah? Two plus Two?

Soren: Four. Durh.

Claudia: Four plus Four?

Soren: Uh . . Eight

Claudia: Uh huh. And eight plus eight?

Soren: Erm, gimme a minute.

Claudia: *to me* Told ya.

Soren: Now hang on one second! Eight plus Eight, uhhhhh, *counts on fingers*

Claudia: 😂

Soren: SHUDDUP! I'm trying to count!

Me: Wow. I didn't even have to ask any questions.

Me & Claudia: *look at each other and start laughing like cRaZy* 


CLAUDIA:

Me: So Claudia, do you feel that your friends and brother have finally accepted you?

Claudia: Thankfully, yes. I do.

Me: Are you still doing the whole dark magic thing?

Claudia: I am proud to say no! In fact, I'm actually now a vegetarian! 

Me: Claudia! That's great! One more question. Why aren't you married?

Claudia: Why am I-? Excuse me?!

Me: Have you ever fully gotten over Callum?

Claudia: YES!


EZRAN:

Meh: So, Ezran, what would you say your favorite part of the story was? 

Ezran: *ahem* When mah brother got married to the love of his life. DUR. IZZA RAYLLUM STORY SO OBVIOUSLY THAT'S MAH FAVORITE PART!!

Me: *le grin* Ezran, you are amazing. 

Ezran: Pfft. Don't tell me what I already know. 


RAYLA:

Me: You stormed off a lot during the journey to the White Whisperer. Anything to say.

Rayla: Oh, uh, right, so actually what happened is Opeli, um, gave me some medication and some water and all that, uh, for the pain and you know that's kinda why I kept going away cause it was really gross and even smelled so strong I thought that it'oud, you know, uh, really unpleasant for everyone else so I just . . . . yeah.

Me:  . . .

Rayla: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I CRIED OR ANYTHING.


CALLUM:

Me: So, Callum? I heard that a lot of times Milo here (gestures to her) could actually BEAT you in a sword battle at the age of 9. Your child, Callum.

Callum: I, uh, listen, she took after her mother. Ethari got my tinkering skills *rumples Ethari's hair* and Noxy takes after Ezran. Attempting to get jelly tarts at all cost. *grins at Ez*

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