Demigods and Avengers

Mrs Potential Kidnapper

Leo's POV

I had done it! Behold, the first ever monster proof phone, created by the one and only Mcshizzle Supreme.

I had found an old Stark Phone. Like, Captain-America-old. I had to make alot of modifications and stuff, but it was worth it. The only other demigods with phones that I knew were Sparky, Beauty Queen and Annabeth. (I hadn't dared to give her a nickname
since I didn't want to die... again.)

She and Water boy were in Queens, studying to get into college. Beauty Queen had gone to stay with her dad, Coach Hedge, his wife and satyr baby. Sparky decided to stay with her, and with Hazel and Frank back at Camp Jupiter, Calypso was the only person I had for company most the time.

I stayed in Bunker 9 practically all the time, other than during meal times and Camp Games. I decided to text Jason, since I hadn't talked with him for awhile.

Leo: Hey Jason! You ok?

Leo: I'll set your bunk on fire if you don't reply.

???: Who is this, and where did you get this number?

Leo: Ugh... Jason?

???: This is not Jason.

???: And why on earth would you set his bunk on fire?

Leo: ... Um... that's classified.

Leo: Anyway, my friend probably just gave me the wrong number.

???: You expect me to believe that? And why can't I track your phone?

Leo: What? It's the truth! And you tracked my phone?

???: How do I know that your not a HYDRA Agent?

Leo: A What-What?

Leo: And how do I know you're not a potential kidnapper.

???: One, I'm not a kidnapper, two, how on earth can I not track you.

Leo: I made modifications to an old Stark Phone I found. It probably disabled the tracking

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Alright, how old are y- Wait! What happened to my name.

Leo: Oh sorry.

Mrs Potential Kidnapper: Are you serious?

Leo: What?

Mrs Potential Kidnapper: I'm a man.

Leo: Then what was wrong with your name the first time?

Mr Potential Kidnapper: You're seriously asking me what's wrong with Mr Potential Kidnapper?

Leo: Fine, what's your name then! I'll change it. Geez.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Tony!

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Now change it.

Leo: Nah.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: ...I can't believe I fell for that.

Leo: Yeah, you're not really all that smart.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Whatever. I know your name too, Leo.

Leo: Meh.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Wait, just so I know who I'm talking to, how old are you?

Leo: If I'm under 18, will you kidnap me?

Mr Potential Kidnapper: No, wouldn't want someone to beat my high score.

Leo: Don't be so sure about that. I've already been kidnapped by men in white vans 19 times.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Ha! I've been kidnapped 37 times.

Leo: Lmao. I've been kidnapped by men in white vans 19 times. Including every time I got kidnapped, ever, I'm on 34, so watch it.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Great. Now I have to keep my kidnappings record up because I'm being challenged by a twelve year old.

Leo: Hey! I'm 16!

Leo: ...Whoops.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Ha. You're not the only one who can trick people.

Leo: Aww come on. At least tell me your age.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: No.

Leo: Fine then.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: ...That's it? You're not going to beg for my age

Leo: Nah. You're probably not worth it.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Hey!

Leo: What?

Leo: Do you want me to beg for your name and annoy the Hades out of you?

Mr Potential Kidnapper: No. It's just I happen to know a few kids about your age who would do that.

Leo: However annoying they might be, they could never best the Mcshizzle Supreme.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Somehow, I know that your not lying.

Leo: Yay. One of the first things we agreed on!

Leo: :)

Mr Potential Kidnapper: You sure you're not ten or something?

Leo: I am offended PK.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: PK?

Leo: I can't be bothered to type Potential Kidnapper.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Wow. And I thought I was lazy.

Leo: One, like I said, no one bests the Mcshizzle Supreme.

Leo: And two, I'm not lazy. I just wasn't highly motivated to do it.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Mhm.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: And what kind of name is Mcshizzle Supreme?

Leo: A beautiful one.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: *Sighs.* Teenagers.

Leo: Did you just sigh in a chat?

Leo: And at least I know your not a teenager. You sound like a boomer.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Whatever. You don't seem like a threat, to be honest.

Leo: Hey! I'm scary!

Mr Potential Kidnapper: All teenagers are scary. But you don't seem like an assassin.

Leo: Heh heh.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: It's almost like you want me to not trust you.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: You really weren't lying when you said you were the most annoying person ever.

Leo: :)

Mr Potential Kidnapper: Anyway, I gotta go. Text you later kid.

Leo: Ohhhh. I see how it is. First you try tracking me down and now your suddenly fine with being my digital friend? I am hurt. So shooketh.

Mr Potential Kidnapper: GOODBYE.

I grinned down at my phone.

I'd made a new friend, even if it was a potential kidnapper. But hey, I'm not complaining. My other friends were kids a hundred years old, a guy who could fly and a boy who talked to fishes. And that was just the beginning.