Demigods and Avengers

When Idiots Collide

Annabeth's POV

Idiots.

Who knew the world's mightiest heroes were... idiots. Nat stood next to me, her eyebrows raised as she looked at the scene in front of us. Thank gods, at least one person here was sane. Now, you're probably thinking I'm over exaggerating about them being idiots.

Yeah... no.

"Let it gooooooooooo." Hawkeye screamed at the top of his lungs, Percy following, except he kept yelling, "Neeeemooooo." After the movie, we decided to play this 'who-is-worthy-to-pick-up-mjolnir.'

Cap could. And Percy, Hazel and Frank. Even Peter. That didn't exactly surprise me. Thor was though. He'd probably never seen so many 'worthy' people in a room before. Stark was a little sour, but he cheered up within seconds after Leo set himself on fire and chased Cap.

Leo walked over to Percy, a traumatised Cap trying to hide from him behind me and Nat.

"You may be worthy, but I'm sooooo much hotter than you." He joked, making the fire on his hands burn a bit brighter for effect.

Percy flexed his hands, extinguishing the fire. "If you're hotter than me, that means I'm cooler than you." He snatched up some sunglasses and put them on. Honestly, like I said, idiots.

"Hey!" Yelled Stark. "Those are mine!"

Whilst they argued about who could keep the glasses, Peter picked up Mjolnir. "I shall yeeteth thy hammer!"

"Nooooooooo." Thor yelled. Before he could grab it, Peter 'yeetethed' it over to Jason, who used his 'son of Zues' air powers to lift it above Thor's head. He tried jumping up to reach it like a two year old, with no victory, might I add.

"Boys, stop bullying Thor." Nat instructed.

"Awww. Sorry Uncle Thor." Peter said, using a web to grab the hammer and give it back to Thor.

"They are my glasses." Tony repeated.

"Persassy cares not." My idiotic boyfriend, 'Persassy,' replied.

"Give them back, kid."

"You're a billionaire. Just buy more." Seaweed Brain pointed out.

Tony sighed, before answering, "Those aren't normal sunglasses, kid."

"I have a name. And it's not kid." Percy responded. Peter muttered a 'I know right,' under his breath.

"That's EDITH. If your not careful, it'll send a drone to kill everyone in the room. Then, Pep will bring me back, kill me herself and make me clean up the mess."

"Sheesh," Percy said, taking of the glasses quickly. "Fine. You can have your glasses."

"Bahahahaha." Piper laughed. I turned over to see what she was doing. There stood Leo, tap dancing.

Everyone joined in, watching Leo's red face as he tried to stop, though the charmspeak was to strong.

Nat took out her phone, took a photo and then sent it to all of us. Just then, the AI, Friday, spoke.

"The pizza is here, sir." Oh no. Now, you may think, what's wrong with pizza? But here's the thing, Leo's personal goal is to annoy and scare every single pizza delivery guy.

Piper grinned. She and Percy always found it the most entertaining thing ever. So as Clint, Jason and Peter ran towards the door screaming "pizza," Percy, Leo and Piper shared troubkemaking grins that would definitly not end well.

A young boy was at the door, probably only a couple of years older than us. "H - hey. I'm h-here to deliver... umm... pizza?"

Leo barged past the others. "Hi, I'm Leo. You're probably wondering what I'm doing here.  Basically, me and my friends broke in and then the Avengers caught us and let us watch movies and order pizza and stuff. I'm not an Avenger but I'm in the Avenger tower. How cool is that."

He spoke so fast, it was like he was nuts, which I'm not denying. The poor pizza boy looked mortified and Jason, Cap and Tony facepalmed.

Nat and me watched amused from the back.

Hazel and Frank probably felt sympathy for the boy and tried to stop Leo, but you'd have to be an idiot to think Leo would stop.

Percy and Piper held out their phones, recording it all.

"You're not an Avenger either but you're here too! They didn't put a special gas around you that made you go to sleep, though. Aww, man, you're not getting the full experience. If you want, Black Widow can do it. Then you won't miss out! Nice haircut by the way.
I knew a kid with a  haircut like that. He was really annoying.  You're not annoying, are you? You don't seem it."

The boy looked so scared that it made it all the more funnier. Hazel pushed Leo out of the way, handed the boy some drachmas and took the pizza. He was so shook he didn't even protest against not being handed 'actual money.'

Everyone was silent for a second, before bursting into fits of laughter.

"Oh... my... gods..." Seaweed Brain managed in between wheezes.

That night, I could finally say that for once, I was glad there was a real world behind all our demigodinshness.