Demigods and Avengers

I Have An Obsession With A Fish

Percy's POV

I sipped on some of my special blue coke, whilst Wise Girl rolled her eyes at me.

The rest of the Argo II crew sat with some pizza. We'd decided just to have a movie night for our monthly reunion thing, and since it was my turn to pick the movie, of course I picked the very awesome, ever so amazing... Finding Nemo.

Jason complained about it; something about me obsessing over him. Haha. Me? Obsess over a fish? What?

"This is the fourty second time you've watched this movie, Seaweed Brain. How are you not bored?" Annabeth asked, her grey owl earing glinting.

"Noooo. We have to watch it. Please, please, please." I begged.

Piper sighed. "Fine. Well watch it... On one condition."

Uh oh. Pipes always came up with the worst bargins... well, worst for me. Valdez grinned and leaned over to whisper in her ear. That was a big oh no.

"Alright, Percy. You can watch Finding Nemo, if you prank call one of your mortal friends." Piper told me. You know, it wasn't that bad of a deal. I mean, it would be hilarious.

"Fine." I agreed. "Someone pas me their phone."

Frank passed me his phone. Hmmm... okay. Who to prank call? Ned... nah. MJ... Definitly not. Peter? Yes.

I dialed in his number and put it on speaker. "Hey. Peter speaking. Who is this?" I was about to respond, when the sound of someone being punched came through.

Bang.

Gunshots. Oh gods, what the Hades?

"Peter?" I asked. The line cut before I could say more. The others just sat there, gobsmacked. Haha, I managed to use a big word and spell it right without Wise Girls help!

Anyway, Leo quickly snatched the phone. "I'm tracking it," he muttered as he fiddled with some of the settings. He took out his own, and within miniutes, he had done some very complicated things I'm not even going to try understand.

"He's at Stark Tower!" He shouted, jumping up. Geez, he had alot of ADHD energy.

"Of course." I said, gritting my teeth. "I told you Capsicle was a... a torturing maniac! You saw what he did at school."

Jason rolled his eyes. "You're overeacting." Erm, excuse me, sir. Did those PSA's he filmed to help torture me for an hour mean nothing to you?

"Look, if we want to help your friend, we have to stay calm." Hazel interrupted. Annabeth nodded, as usual, going with the smart plan.

"Well, at the time of the phone call, I traced him at an alleyway a couple of miniutes form here. He's now at Stark Tower." Leo told us, his eyes filled with so much caffeine- centered energy, it scared me.

"Aha! Cap must've kidnapped him!" I yelled. Annabeth and Jason groaned.

"Captain America. Did. Not. Kidnap. Peter." Wise Girl lectured me.

"Anyone capable of making those PSA's is capable of kidnapping." Leo sided with me.

"Don't encourage him, Valdez." Wise Girl sighed. I spread my hands out in defense. "What!"

"Alright guys, enough." Hazel and Frank intervened. "We have to go help him."

So, that's how we all ended up sitting in a dark room, somewhere in Stark Tower.

Piper and Jason had decided to enter using the vents. It was a great idea and all, until, of course, a middle aged guy bumped into us, screamed, before pressing a button that had the vent under us collapse. You know, just your typical, day to day interaction.

We all fell on the floor, sprawled in a heap. Then, just as I thought our luck couldn't get worse, another guy came in. He had blonde hair and some strawberry flavoured poptarts in hand. "Aghhhh." He yelled, before charging.

He honestly wouldn't have been a problem. Sure, he was extremely tall and muscular, but I'd fought alot worse. Plus, Pipes could've charmed him to sleep. Except, Piper was in a brawl with another woman.

Wait... was that... The Black Widow? Oh, crap. I heard Piper yell some things that were barely audible, but the Black Widow must've had alot of fighting experience with weird things, like, you know, us, because she clearly sensed Pipes had some sort of magic that twisted into her words and she grabbed some duck tape and taped her mouth closed.

Jason had been knocked out. You know what, I'm not even surprised. The rest of us were groaning as... you guessed it, the avengers themselves circled us.

"Nat, would you do the honours?" A man asked.. Wait a second... It was Tiny Stank! I mean... Tony Stark.

"Sure."

Before I could say more, a gas surrounded me, clouding my vision. I felt my eyes getting heavier, and I had the sudden urge to pass out.

Shoot.