Poor Little B*tch Girl

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"Take it. Just take it." she whispered.

"Why do you need it again?" I asked with a smirk on my face. This was absolutely ridiculous but when has that ever stopped me?

"You know very well why! Just do it before he comes back!" she said while glancing around.

Since she wasn't paying attention to me I decided to have a little fun and threw a sock at her head. She jumped in the air and let out a squeal.

"Soooo not funny Bo! Now hurry we can't get caught!" she whisper yelled.

"Don't get your panties in a bunch Ava, we will be just fine." I said softly while trailing my fingers along his desk.

"where o where would you put it?" I mumbled to myself while I pulled open some drawer's.

I searched all the obvious spots until I noticed a piece of carpet sticking out. "Bingo"I said with a grin.

I pulled the carpet away and pulled on the string and the piece of wood uncovered his little treasure cove.

"Well arn't you a sick little bastard, to bad we only need one thing today but I might make a return visit." I said while I moved all the stuff away to get a good look at the one thing I was looking for.

I found the USB stick with Ava's name on it and took it out of the pile of other victims. I switched it for a USB stick with some very interesting entertainment on it back. I quickly took a picture of all the other USB's with names. There were at least 12 others who were dumb enough to fall for his charms.

I quickly put everything back the way I found it and made a silent promise to come back and replace the others with some fun things to. I slowly made my way over to the window and was ready to climb out when I noticed Ava was gone.

I glanced around and noticed her down in the bushes looking up at me with panic in her eyes. I was about to ask her why the hell she was playing Forrest fairy when laughing and bragging voices reached my ears.

F*ck he is here! I quickly ducked down and crawled towards his bedroom door. I could hear them laughing and doing that stupid Bro slapping and figured it was time to use my ninja skills.

Since dumb and dumber were distracted with whatever they were talking about I made my way out of his room and I slowly made my way over to his parents bedroom in the back. They had a balcony and I used to be a gymnast so this was going to be fun.

I had just softly closed the door behind me when I heard them stumble up the stairs and I quickly made my way over to the balcony doors. I softly pulled the door open not ready for the fact that the alarm was armed on this door.

"Holybullballs" I exclaimed while I quickly jumped of the balcony onto the convenient placed trampoline and jumped of with a beautiful somersault and then I ran to the side of the house and quickly jumped over the fence into the neighbours yard.

I heard dumb and dumber yell from the balcony and hoped to god that I was fast enough so they didn't know it was me.

Someone softly tapped me on the shoulder and I slowly turned around while my heart was pounding in my troth. I let out a soft sigh when I realized it was Ava.

"I got it, but we need to split. The door was bugged. F*cking parents with their stupid safety alarms! Time to army crawl our way out of here." I whispered to her.

"Crawl! In this outfit! This is couture!" she said in a harsh whisper.

I would laugh at her now but time was running out because the boys where looking for the intruders. So I raised my eyebrow at her and silently told her to shut her trap and start crawling.

She let out a sigh and started to crawl while muttering profanities under her breath.

If we weren't in this position I would be laughing my ass off at the fact that miss Ava was crawling trough the flowerbeds and shrubs to get to our escape vehicle.

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It's ruined, completely not wearable ever again."she said with a pout on her face.

I laughed at her while she was picking twigs and flowers out of her hair and pockets.

"I told you to wear something you would be able to get dirty, just wash the dang thing and be glad I got what you need." I said with a smirk

Her head snapped up so fast I thought she might have given herself whiplash. Her eyes were so big they looked like two giant marbles.

"You got it! You got the sh*t! Have I ever told you I love you more then Nutella!" she said with a giant smile while she pulled the USB stick out of my hand and cradled it in the air like villains tend to do and she let out a horrible villain like laugh while cursing his name into high heavens. She started to do some type of rain dance and I figured it was time to intervene before she tripped over the coffee table.

"Ok crazy! Give it so I can delete the sh*t and then you can go back to your ritual." She looked at me and tilted her head like those creepy people always do and she looked at me without blinking. "I'm not crazy"

"Ok children of the corn! Before you need to return to your people can I have the d*mn thing and then you can leave and I can sleep." My eyebrow raised to its highest position and she fell to her knees and presented me with the USB that could ruin her entire life.

I quickly removed all the evidence of the stick and held it above her hand."Are you sure there are no copies or he still has it on his computer."

"No he always puts it on sticks and the file on the computer is corrupted with a virus so it cant be used. I have your brother to thank for that one." she had a smirk on her face when she mentioned my bother.

"Asher? How the hell does Asher have anything to do with this?" surprise evident on my face.

"He knows Tim who is a hacker and with some cold hard cash and a sexual favor anything can be bought." she shrugged while I silently face palmed myself mentally.

"At least make sure your not being taped while having sexual favors, because next time I have to ninja skill my way in and out of a house for you......You owe me your black studded Louboutins." She looked shocked and then a scowl appeared on her face.

"Your suppose to be my best friend, my b*tch for life! How dare you ask for my babies! I'm telling Travis you said this to me." she hissed out.

I started laughing like a crazy person and she looked at me like I lost it."O poor little b*tch girl, don't worry your pretty little head about it. Your reaction alone was worth it. They are safe.....for now." I said with an evil grin.

"Your lucky I love you Bo or well nothing really. I love you less then Nutella now, I would have been so nice to you but you had to ruin it! Fine i'm going and I won't tell Travis about your Demon possession just now." She saluted me and quickly left my house.

Why is she my friend again? Even though she got herself in all sorts of trouble she was the funnest person to be around and she didn't give a sh*t about me being Bo and we had fun and she was up for the crazy sh*t.

She helped keep the boredom at bay but I knew I was starting to get bored and needed a new interesting thing to play with. I could always go back soon and have another Ninja adventure and this time I might take someone use full with me. Asher would be back in two days so he will be perfect for the job. "Double trouble." I murmured to myself while I got ready to go to sleep.

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