Naruto/Boruto Oneshots

Kakashi

Ok, before you question why I was dead and why I didn't publish the requested ones first, let me make excuses. I needed sleep, but don't worry. I didn't forget about your request and I WILL do them. I promise you that. I hate breaking promises so don't worry.

And second, my school is starting and I have to start getting ready mentally because I'm scared and I haven't interacted with my friends in so long-

I don't really like this chapter but eh- maybe you guys will

Anyways, can you guess what song this fanfic is based off of?)

You coughed up blood and glared at the silver haired man, who smiled at you with his mask on, seeming to enjoy seeing you in pain while he punched or hit you each time you tried to disrespect him. You couldn't do anything to save yourself, as he was stronger than you. You swore a few of your ribs were broken. How long had it been since the day he took you away from your family? From your lover?

He cupped your cheek and smiled, untying your arms, figuring you couldn't run in the state you were in, and he was quite right. You couldn't run. He eventually left the living room and left you alone. Slowly, you managed to stand up, despite the pain that made you wince every moment and the feeling that you would die any moment now. You headed towards the kitchen before opening the counter.

"1,2 I'm coming for you"

You hummed, smiling weakly to yourself  as you pulled out the flour and chocolate chips. Eggs and sugar. Some milk and a bowl. You eyed Kakashi from the corner of your eyes as he leaned against the doorframe to see what you were doing. You inhaled softly, wincing again at the pain. You dumped some flour into the bowl with baking powder and began to mix it.

As he walked away, you lifted your gaze and swayed your hips lightly, desperately clinging onto sanity. That's if you had any, of course.

"3,4 baby won't you lock the door?"

You purred, hearing the door click, meaning the door was now locked. You grabbed the Tylenol in the shelf and smiled lightly before dumping the whole thing into your hand then into the hot, melted butter and mixed it, waiting for it to melt into the butter. You tossed the container back before Kakashi would see and dumped the eggs and butter into the flour, mixing it and putting some milk into it.

You separated the cookie dough and pulled out some apples and red kidney beans. Quickly, you crushed up the red kidney beans and dumped it into the separated batch of dough, figuring it wouldn't cook enough as you dumped crushed up apple seeds into the dough and dumped in much more sugar to get rid of the bitter flavor.

You molded the cookies into batches, making the toxic ones five chocolate chip cookies while the non toxic ones had more before placing it into the heated oven and setting the timer for 7 minutes. You pulled out two cups of milk and placed it onto the counter.

"5,6 I'm done."

Your expression twisted as you pulled out the cookies and dumped them into a plate, taking them to the living room. You fell to your knees, sweating as the pain overwhelmed you. Luckily for you, you included some pain killers which were the Tylenol into the cookies. You took a bite into it, taking note that it was bitter. You could just say you used too much vanilla essence. Kakashi entered the living room and saw you eating, so he sat in front of you and picked up the cup of milk before holding it out for you to drink. Probably testing for poison too. You sipped from the cup before smiling.  He drank too, caressing your face. "You're so beautiful." He smiled.

Hush, little baby, drink your spoiled milk,

You thought, but kept a straight face and stopped taking bites from the cookies. All of them were quite toxic because of the amount of medicine you put in it, but the Tylenol was starting to kick in and your ribs began to feel a bit better.

As he took a bite from the cookie, luckily taking the more toxic one.

As you took the last cookie, you smiled at him.

He eventually tied you back onto the chair and caressed your face again, humming a soft tune. You stared at him, noting that the side effects would kick in soon. You flipped the glass shard that was in your shirt and tugged it against the rope around your wrist as you watched him walk off, holding his stomach. As the rope was cut off, you heard him in the bathroom, probably throwing up.

"7,8 it's getting late so close your eyes, sleep for days." You purred, watching him as he stumbled on the floor, holding his head and stomach in pain and threw up. He cast you a glare and you smiled widely.

"Did you like my cookies? They were made just for you. A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison too." You smirked, staring at him as he went wide eyed. This was what he got for kidnapping you. You hummed softly, watching as he attempted to stagger up.

"9,10 never want to see you again." You smiled, managing to kick his face harsh enough to probably break his nose, judging by the noise at least. He growled and fell to the ground, breathing quickly. "I can't take it anymore, need to put you to bed." You hiss, leaning down and watching him barely manage to cling onto life. "Sing you a lullaby where you die at the end." You hummed a soft tune, watching as he slowly left his life.