Naruto/Boruto Oneshots

Hidan (7MIH)

 "Hidan! Sheesh.." Ino called, inhaling sharply as she eyed you with a worried expression. "Good luck in there!" Ino called as the closet door closed, and Hidan took no time to waste. He turned to you and lifted your chin before he kissed you, the small of alcohol radiating from his mouth. You  backed against the closet wall in shock, taking time to finally realize what was happening .

 Without a moment of hesitation, you placed your hand flat on his chest and pushed him back. The force that came from your hand wasn't something he expected. He stared at you, then at your hand, and back at your face again, like he was confused. "What? You're playing 7 minutes in heaven and you don't want a fucking make out with me?" He questioned, as if in shock. 

 The question was no surprise--coming from him of course. You didn't expect any better. Perhaps it would have been better to say it was impossible to expect anything more from him. He was still like a popular high school jock even as a college student. Sometimes, you even wondered how he got here in the first place. Did he even pass any of his classes? 

Whatever.

 "That's not it! I'm just.. I dunno! Don't pounce at me like some sort of rabid dog."

"I didn't pounce at you!" 

"That's not the point! I'm saying maybe being a little gentle won't hurt!" You defended yourself, jabbing at his chest as you both whisper-shouted at each other. 

"You whine too much." He whined. "Do you wanna make out or not?" He questioned, to which you sighed. Maybe he was too far gone to save. 

Oh well. You didn't want to bicker for 7 minutes. 

"Whatever." You spoke your inner dialog this time. Then, you grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pulled him in to kiss him. You tilted your head, wasting no time to deepen the kiss and kiss his surprisingly soft lips.

 Though he was taken aback at your sudden actions, he was quick to return your gesture. Grabbing your waist, he pulled you in, cupping your ass and giving it a firm squeeze whilst pulling your waist against his. You could feel him grin into the kiss, clearly wanting to escalate further than this. However, you two only had seven minutes. You could only accomplish so much in the closet here. 

 You moaned softly into the kiss and wrapped your arms around the back of his neck to pull him closer in. Eventually, you pulled away to catch your breath. The silence lingered inside and outside the closet, only the sound of your soft pants and your occasional gasps being heard. 

 Silently, he leaned down and kissed your neck, teasing your skin and suckling as it to threaten to leave a mark behind. 

Weakly, you grabbed him by his hair and tried to pull him back. "D..don't leave a mark there." You ordered simply, eyes narrowed. You could hear him smirk against your hot skin before he scoffed. "Or what? What are you gonna do about it, bitch?" He taunted, his canines sinking softly into your skin. Slowly, he pulled down your shirt just enough to reveal more skin, before he hugged your body tight against his.

  He pressed his lips flat against your skin and sucked, his tongue meeting your skin as he began to suckle and kiss at your sensitive skin. You whimpered softly, pulling gently at his hair as you fought. 

 Honestly, it was a little ticklish too.

 More than that, you were worried that the hickey would be visible. You didn't care that he was giving you one. You literally participated in the game, after all. 

 As he pulled away, you saw that he had left a hickey. It was nice and dark, and it left a lingering feeling. However, he had left it where your shirt would cover so you didn't have to worry about it. Without warning, you pulled him towards you by his hair and sucked on his neck in return. 

 He let out a soft yelp, almost like a surprised animal, as he felt your lips meet his neck and suck. You used your tongue, pressing his skin against your teeth softly as you sucked a few more times.

"Guys! Time's up."  

Pulling away, you eyed the dark bruise on his neck before kissing up his jawline, then his lips before smiling briefly at him. Then, the blinding lights hit the both of you, causing you both to squint. 

"Damn, can you not open the fucking door a little slower?" Hidan snapped angrily, covering his face. Tenten stared at the hickey on his neck, then looked at you with an expression of surprise and amusement. 

"Well, clearly you two had your fun." She teased you. 

"Just a little." You responded shyly, embarrassed now that it was on full display for everybody to see. "I got a little carried away." You laughed eventually, before eyeing Hidan, who simply checked you out. 

 "Sure. Carried away. You know, if you want to, we can get out of here and get carried away somewhere else." He laughed, roughly elbowing you. It almost hurt. Clearly, he still didn't understand his strength. 

"You're gross." You sighed. "But sure, we can get out of here. We're NOT getting carried away though." You informed him, and he sighed. 

"Well then there's no point in going out with you, is there?" 

Typical. 

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GASP?? I'm alive. Hi  

Idek if people read this shit anymore, but I got bored and Im in an argument with my partner, so whats better than writing smut at midnight??

I havent published in like.. two years in a half. So yeah, pretty long hiatus, am I right? (sorry guys I had to go to therapy and escape my crazy ex)