Better Luck Next Time || HxH x Reader Fic

Being a Baddie and Spittin' On Hoes

Author's Note: HEHE OHH SHITTT TWO CHAPTERS IN 1 DAY HERE WE GOOO! Hope ya'll enjoy this one, bcuz I sure did!<333

Warning: Swearing

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Continued...

"Guys! I'm so hungry! I need to take a dump!," Leorio complained loudly from behind us, making us turn to face him. I rose a brow as Gon called back, "Try to keep up, Leorio!" "I need to pee too! Hey- hey guys!?" "I think I see it," Kurapika said as he looked ahead. We turned to see what he was talking about, finding ourselves near the cedar tree. "Oh yeah, let's go then," I nodded before continuing to walk.

We eventually found ourselves in front of a large cabin connected to the side of the ginormous cedar tree. Leorio caught up with us and stood in front, knocking at the door. "Hey? Anybody home?" he called out. "I guess not," Gon said before Leorio opened the door. "Comin' in!" We stepped inside, only to gasp at the sight of a large, yellow foxlike beast kekekek'ing at us as he held a woman in his arms. "A magical beast!" Leorio exclaimed. "A what?" Gon asked, gripping his fishing rod. "It appears to be a Kiriko, it can take on human form! They're extremely intelligent." Kurapika explained as he griped his weapons. The Kiriko snickered again as the woman in his arms yelped in distress. "Bruh, shut the fuck up wit' yo 'kekekek'- get that shit outta here," I deadpanned. Gon slapped a hand to his mouth as he muffled a giggle before he shook his head and turned back to the scene. "He's got a woman!" he exclaimed. "And the guy on the floor looks like he needs a doctor, bad!" Leorio added, spotting the injured man on the floor.

Suddenly, the beast leapt out the window, causing it to shatter as he took off with the woman into the night. Gon and Kurapika rushed towards the window as Leorio and I knelt by the man, trying to help him with his wounds. "Please help. Save her! You have to save my wife!" he wheezed, reaching out towards the other two. Leorio opened his suitcase, rummaging through glass bottles and such as Kurapika called out, "Leorio! (Y/n)! See to his injuries!" "Right! We're on it!" We nodded determinedly. Leorio took out a large syringe filled with an orange liquid. He turned to me, his face dead serious as he handed me gauze, a glass bottle, and cotton balls. "(Y/n), here, take these bandages and disinfectant liquid, help me clean his wound," he ordered. I nodded. "Yeah." I set to work, dipping the cotton balls into the bottle of liquid and applying it to the man's wounds, clenching my teeth as he winced and hissed. "Sorry, sorry," I muttered comfortingly. "I'm doing the best I can." "I-it's fine, thank you two for helping me." I smiled as Leorio tended swiftly to his wound, already finished with disinfecting and wrapping him up. "You're wife will be fine, and so will you!" Leorio told him. "Dang Leorio! You have mad skills!" I praised before returning to wiping at the blood. Leorio smiled and replied, "Of course." I hummed in delight as Leorio reassured him, "Kurapika and Gon will save your wife. Don't worry!" 'Oh yeah, they're all Kiriko's. I almost forgot, heh. But I'm still being evaluated, so I gotta play into it. WAIT! POINTING IT OUT MIGHT GIVE ME MORE POINTS!' I softly gasped, realizing. "...Although," I added. "...You're a good actor. A really good actor." Leorio looked up at me in confusion. "What are you talking about?" I gave him a wry smile. "He's fake." Leorio's eyes widened. "Wha?" The 'injured' man chuckled beneath us, causing Leorio to look down at him in shock. "So you noticed, eh? Good for you." His body began expanding, stretching to reveal another Kiriko.

Leorio yelped in fright, scrambling away from him. "(Y-Y/n)! Get away from it!" He yelled worriedly. I snorted, "It's apart of the test, weirdo!" Leorio grit his teeth. "(Y/n), stop messing around. This is serious- LOOK OUT!" "Huh?" I grunted before looking up to see the Kiriko's claw going down towards me. "(Y/N)!" Leorio screamed. I flinched, believing that he was actually going to injure me before his claws rested on my head, patting my hair. I slowly opened my eyes, surprised. "Huh?" I looked up to see the Kiriko chuckling. "You did good! I'm surprised you knew!" I sighed and smiled, laughing, "Yeah, pretty wild! Also, you did a good job acting! Like- really! Do they let magical beasts become actors? You'd be a good one!" He let out a hearty laugh, "I like you, kid!" Leorio stood frozen in the corner of the room, confused and freaked out. I looked over to him and got up, walking over to him and patting his tall shoulder. "Hey, it's alright now! He's not gonna hurt us!" I reassured him. He looked down at me and sighed in relief, slumping over. "Good grief, I really though you were going to die just now." I beamed and hugged him, "Awe I'm glad you care about me!" His cologne reached my nose as I rested my face against his torso, the fragrance smelling comforting to me. 'This...is nice,' I thought contently, smiling to myself. He let out a surprised noise before he hugged me back. "Yeah, yeah. Of course I do! And...I'm sorry, for earlier. I didn't mean to be so mean." He softly said, guilt in his tone. I shook my head and mumbled, "It's okay. And I'm sorry too, I kept being stubborn and ignoring you because I wanted to be angry. I get really emotional a lot. So...I'm sorry." "How cute! It's just like a romance novel," The Kiriko I had forgotten was in the room with us teased. I flushed in embarrassment and released Leorio and looked away, my cheeks heating up. From the corner of my eye, I smiled as I saw Leorio looking away, his cheeks just as red. '...Cute!'