Better Luck Next Time || HxH x Reader Fic

Da Big Horny Rocks Da Boat

Author's Note: HEHE WE SIMPIN' OVA LEORIOSUPAHUNTA AND KURAPIKAISDROWNINGINANINDESCRIBABLEEMPTINESS FOR TODAY'S CHAPTER (and mostly likely every single chapter)! WOOOO!!! Anyways, enjoy! Hope this shit makes u guys laugh bcuz I was CACKLING in my seat omfggg. Also! Note that EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT IN 'Thought' ARE ALL MC'S THOUGHTS UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE! Hehe, bcuz MC thinks a LOT of crackhead shit. <3

Warning: Swearing, sexual jokes, minor panic attack

Disclaimer: Bruh, I don't own Hunter x Hunter, all rights go to Yoshihiro Togashi. Please support the official release!

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She smiled and me and sighed. "Well, I can't stop either of you. But, (Y/n)?" I hummed in curiosity. "Please look out for Gon. I know I'm asking a lot of you but knowing that you're going with him, I-" "Don't worry about it. I'll be there for him no matter what," I reassured her. She sighed in relief and gazed fondly at me. "Take care of yourself too. It's dangerous out there." "Of course," I smiled.

After a night of getting to know everyone more and them knowing more about me (although I didn't dare reveal too much about myself, scared I'd reveal something suspicious and out of line with my story of amnesia), it was finally time. The morning had arrived, and after a warm breakfast it was time for us to go. Wearing the same clothes from yesterday, Mito was kind enough to give me a perfume bottle that smelled of jasmine flowers. With our things packed and ready, Gon and I walked side-by-side out of the house. We stopped and turend around, Gon gripping his backpack straps with a determined smile as he told Mito, "I promise you. I'll pass the exam. We both will! Right, (y/n)?" He smiled at me. I grinned back and nodded at Mito. "The next time you'll see us, we'll be Hunters for sure!" She smiled softly at us. "Instead, promise you'll both come home safe. Think you can do that for me?" She held up her pinkies and in return we hooked our own pinkies around hers. "Yup! We sure can!" Gon beamed. While I let go of her pinkie, Mito and Gon proceeded to chime in sync, "Pinkie swear, if so I lie stick a thousand needles iiiiiiiin my eye!" They both paused before saying, "And seal it with a..." They pressed their thumbs together. "Kiiisss!" While Mito ended Gon drew out the word longer. I watched with a soft smile, growing emotional l as Mito teared up. Gon finished and let out a giggle before looking up at Mito, his face changing from a happy smile to a confused frown before Mito pulled him into a tight embrace. A tear trailed down her face as she hugged him tighter. "Gon," she muttered. Gon hugged her back, just as tightly. "Aunt Mito, thank you."

They stayed like that for a while before they let go. I beamed at Gon and Mito as he ran up to me, grabbing my hand and nodding. "Let's go." I smiled and we began running down the dirt road, waving goodbye at Mito and his great-grandmother all the while. After a while of sprinting through town, we reached the harbor. With each step growing nearer to my ultimate dreams, I felt my heart slam against my chest, excitement and hope for the future to come bubbling in my heart. 'Here we go! HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!' I internally squealed as we rushed up the wooden plank and onto the ship. Gon went to the side of the ship, waving and looking down at the townsfolk as they bid him goodbye with words of encouragement. 'PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE OH MY GOD IF I SAW THEM I'D DIE-' I scanned around the ship, praying and hoping to GOD I could spot Leorio or Kurapika on board. To my disappointment, there were no signs of brightly colored yellow hair or black spikey ones. Sigh. I stuck by Gon as we got further and further away from the island, watching the distance grow as Gon waved his arms high above him. "THANKS EVERYBODY! I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST HUNTER IN THE WORLD! AND AS SOON AS I MAKE THAT HAPPEN, I'LL BE BACK! I'LL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN!" He yelled into the distance, cupping his hands over his mouth.

I watched him in amusement before a gruff voice chuckled behind us. "The best Hunter in the world, huh?" We turned around to see a bunch of grizzly-looking guys holding weapons in their hands staring us down. "Kid thinks this'll be easy," one of them said. "Every single year, millions of the world's most skilled applicants apply for the Hunter Exam. But only a handful make the cut," another added. However, I didn't hear a single thing they said. I was too busy focused on...Him. 'NO. FUCKING WAY.' I mentally screamed. There, sitting next to some nobody was Leorio in all his fucking glory, reading a magazine with the cover of an attractive blonde broad posing. I gazed at him adoringly for another few seconds before I spotted an indifferent Kurapika gazing out into the sea as he stood by the side of the ship. 'WHEN DID HE GET THERE!??! BITCHHH DAMNNN, SOOOOOMEONE HOLD ME FUCKIN BACK BEFORE I PEG ALLA YA'LL BITCHES, HEHE,' I internally cackled, trying to restrain myself from screaming out loud. "Be careful about saying stuff you can't back up, kid," the guy finished before he noticed me. "And you! What's a small cute girl like you doing here? You're gonna get pummeled. Maybe ask the captain if you can get dropped off at the next island we pass," his friend chuckled. I gaped at him as I spotted Leorio glance over at the mention of a 'cute girl', making me hold in a squeal at being noticed by him. "I think we'll have to see if I get fuckin' destroyed. But anyways, hope you last too, buddy," I replied. Their eyes widened. "Hey, you shouldn't cuss. It's unladylike, hasn't your mommy ever taught you any manners?" he said. I snorted and held a gloved hand to my lips. "Bruh, I don't give a fuck. I mean, she did, but that doesn't mean I have to use them bro," I replied, waving a pointed finger aimed at them to exaggerate. Twitter and instagram made me act UP!