Better Luck Next Time || HxH x Reader Fic

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Author's Note: HEHE BIG MF WARNING, THIS SHIT GETS A LITTLE, TEENSEY-WEENSY BIIIIIT NSFW. JUST A LITTLE! JUST A LITTLE! LOOK, I'M SORRY FOR SIMPING 24/7 OVER LEORIO BUT IM ALSO NOT MF SORRY AT ALLLL HEHE <333 MY MF MAAANNZZZZZZ <3333

       Warning: Swearing, SEXUAL JOKES LMAO WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FOR THIS CHAPTER?

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Continued...

         I spotted Kurapika and Leorio passed out next to each other covered in blankets. Smiling softly to myself at their slumbering forms, I carefully maneuvered my way over a bunch of sleeping people and finally reached them, slipping off my backpack and setting it beside Leorio's suitcase. I plopped down, sitting in-between them and snuggling into their warmth as I rested my head on their shoulders. "Mm, goodnight guys," I whispered, tugging their blankets over me and closing my eyes as I slowly fell into a deep sleep.

        "(Y/n)," a muffled, deep, masculine voice said. "Oreo? Stop fuckin' around and get your ass back on the bed, boy. I ain't finished with you yet. 'Pika's being a good boy, why aren' you?" I mumbled sleepily. "What did she say? She's mumbling something," Leorio's voice echoed in my dream, sounding distant and muffled. "I don't know. Hold on, I think she's waking up," Kurapika's muffled voice said. I groaned as I felt myself wake up, yawning as I rubbed my eyes. I blinked them open to find Leorio and Kurapika standing in front of me, awake and holding their possession. I smiled at dopily at them and groggily got up, running my fingers through my hair and digging out Mito's perfume bottle from my bag next to me, spritzing it on my body. "Did we reach the place already?" I asked, yawning as I stood up. "No, but I think we're almost there." Right as Kurapika said that, the PA system tone rang out through some speakers. "I sincerely apologize for the long wait. The airship will be arriving at its destination shortly," Beans' voice said from the speakers. I chuckled, "Perfect timing."

        We finally landed on top of a large, LARGE tower, where everyone gathered outside. As everyone murmured to themselves, Bean cleared his throat and said, "Everyone, this is the site of the Hunter Exam's Third Phase." 'Teehee, lil' man,' I giggled in my head as we stared down at Beans. "You'll be completing here at the top of the Trick Tower," he explained. "Did you say Trick Tower?" someone said. "In order to pass this phase, you must reach the base of the tower alive. The time limit is 72 hours," Beans said. '72...hours...? UGH, man, I dunno how I'm gonna survive this...WAIT- DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT PINK BITCH, I'LL BEAT HA' FUCKIN' ASS! I'M THROWING HANDS IF SHE THINK I'M GONNA LET MY MANS TOUCH HER FUCKING TIDDIES WHEN I'M RIGHT HERE HOE!' I huffed, crossing my arms over my chest. And discreetly squishing my own boob. 'THAT BITCH FEEL NICE AND SQUISHY, LEORIO, COME FEEL ME UP BOY!' "And with that, the Exam's Third Phase will now begin. Good luck to each and every one of you!" Beans boarded the airship and took off, the speaker activating as it flew away. "Alright, everyone! Do your best!"

        I watched as Gon peeked over the side of the tower, however I wouldn't dare risk falling with my clumsy-ass. The others peeked over the edge as well, looking down the GIGANTIC drop. "Now what? Are we supposed to climb down?" Leorio asked. "Well, I hope not. That would be suicide," Kurapika added. I looked around the area and started feeling the ground, pushing each square of the roof with one hand to see if it's a trap door. "HELP MEEE!" some guy called out as a bunch of nasty-looking Satan-baby things flew away with him in of their mouths. "Ew..." I grimaced as I continued feeling the ground. The other four looked down at me in confusion. "Uh...(Y/n)? What are you doing?" Leorio asked me. "Feeling for trap doors, duh," I said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Trap doors? What?" Gon asked, walking up to me. "Yeah, because if we can't climb down...then there's gotta be a way in," I explained. "Ohh," he said and dropped to his knees, helping me. "You guys look stupid. I'll just stomp on the ground," Killua said as he began doing just that. "Well, we'll look around and see if there's any other ways," Leorio said as Kurapika nodded. "Alright. We'll call you guys if we find anything," I replied, waving them off.