Better Luck Next Time || HxH x Reader Fic

Everyone Here's a Bit Fucked Up, But That's Okay

Author's Note: ALRRRR, KURAPIKA AND EVERYONE GETS SUM LOVE TODAYYY!! MY BABIESS, LET'S GOOOOO!!!!! ALSO!! CHECK THE LAST CHAPTER, I MADE NEW ART FOR THE SCENE WHERE LEORIO FALLS ON YA GIRL'S TIDDIES <333 AAAAND HERES A LINK TO THE FULL IMAGE FOR THIS CHAPTER:

Warning: Swearing, SEXUAL JOKES LMAO WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FOR THIS CHAPTER AS WELL?, Lowk possessive behavior from MC

Disclaimer: Bruh, I don't own Hunter x Hunter, all rights go to Yoshihiro Togashi. Please support the official release!

Continued...

"I wish you did sir, I wish you did..." I said dryly. "Don't worry, everything will be fine," another prisoner said, walking up next. He was thin and pale, probably sickly judging by his frail appearance. He removed his cloak shortly after his cuffs released, revealing a lazy-looking dude with medium-length brown hair. "If we defeat three of the next five, then victory will be hours," he smiled hazily. 'Ugh, I just wanna LEAVE and go EAT,' I internally wailed.

Gon and the prisoner met in the center, standing across from each other. "Now, then. As you've all probably noticed, I'm not terribly strong. I don't enjoy fighting, or running, jumping any physical, really," the older male said. "I like that stuff a lot more than thinking. I guess I've never been all that great at using my head," Gon replied. 'Me too, buddy. Me too,' I sighed to myself as we watched them go on. And just like in the original scene, the prisoner pulled out candles, the others thought he might've rigged one, Gon chose the long one, they lit up the wicks at the same time, proceeding with wind picking up in the room from below, Gon's rigged candle blew up in a large fire before Gon realized that since the flame is stronger, the wind wouldn't be able to blow it out as easily, giving him the opportunity to place his candle down and blow out his opponent's. And of course, went a point to us.

"All right! I won!" Gon cheered, walking back to us. "You sure as hell did! That's one win for us!" Leorio chuckled like a proud father. I smiled proudly and ruffed his hair. "That's my boy! Oh, I'm so proud!!" I praised, chuckling warmly as he leaned into my touch. "Once Kurapika, (Y/n), and I win, we can advance!" Leorio grinned. "All right. I'll take the next one," Kurapika said. And as the blue prisoner stepped into the light, Kurapika stepped up as well before walking down to the center platform. "Ohhh, shit!" I squealed. 'YUMYUMYUM, WOOF WOOF, BARKBARK! KURAPIKAAAAA FUCK HIM UPPP!!! BADDIEEE!!' I internally screamed in excitement, watching on. They stood there for a moment as the paths retracted back into the floor, until suddenly, the prisoner ripped off his cloak and revealed his grotesque features. "Umm..." I snorted to myself as he roared proudly. "The next contender's gotta face me!" He cackled. "Man, that is one freaky body," Leorio said in shock. "Yeah. And face," Killua said. "Damn, ya'll are so mean," I joked. "I mean- look at him, (Y/n)!" Leorio said, pointing over to him. "Yeah, we twins. What ABOUT IT?" I said before cackling to myself. "Twins? Oh please, compared to him you're a Goddess," he muttered. I flushed before replying, "Then you must be-" "Okay, quit flirting and keep quiet!" Killua groaned, making us both shut our mouths in embarrassment.

I watched as the prisoner attempted to phase Kurapika with his ungodly appearance, mentioning his 19 hearts carved onto his left tiddy. "Gimme blood. Spilling entrails! And sweet agony!" the blue man roared evilly, expecting Kurapika to be shaking in his (metaphorical) boots. "Very well," Kurapika said, causing the prisoner to pause and stare down at him in surprise. "You can decide how we settle this. And I will accept it," Kurapika said. "Period! That's my Kurapika!" I whispered excitedly under my breath as I clenched my fists eagerly. The prisoner chuckled, "You've got some balls, kid!" 'FUCK YEAH, HE DOES!' I internally screamed, my body shaking with restrained laughter. "Then you're accepting a death match. We go until one of us either dies or admits defeat, and not a second earlier, understand? However, don't think admitting defeat or surrender will stop me. Never has and, in fact, it never will, so get it out of your head right now!" He said before manically laughing. Kurapika remained unphased as he replied, "Fine, I accept." "Huh?" The blue man questioned.