Important author's note

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There is a monster 👹 under my bed.

He makes noise every night and if I look down to get a glimpse of his face, he moves to the closet.

Should I call 911?

Hehehehe.

So ....

Hi.

I am me and you are you and this is supposed to be my very important author's note. So, here goes ...

(Breathes deeply)

This book does not make sense. If you're reading, you read at your own risk. It's a book purely made just for laughs (at least I think I can be funny) so honestly, making sense isn't that important now is it?

If your answer is yes, here's a ticket for you and your date to proceed. 🧾🧾. Enjoy.

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