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Know Your Pussy

It's a game show where three male cats have to answer questions to see whether they know their female mate or not. With the host, Golden the retriever.

Golden "Welcome back to Know Your Pussy. Our contestants are Simba and Nala. Diego and Shira. And lastly, immigrants Puss In Boots and Kitty Softpaws."

They both frown and are disgusted by that.

Golden "Last time, we have these three males answer questions and their wives have zero idea of what they are or what their answers are. So let's begin. First question for you Nala, would you like to be caged and muzzled as you're fuck so good or be strapped to a table and choking on a collar?"

Nala "Why not both. I am that kinky."

Simba looks confused as he looks down at his answer and question.

Simba "I think I had the wrong questions."

Golden "No you didn't. Show us your answer for number one."

Simba slowly and nervously flips the board with the answer that reads 14.

Golden "Simba, why did you think 14?"

Simba "Because the first question I got was how much fish would she eat."

Nala "14, you think I'm fat."

Simba "What No?!"

Golden "Okay. Shira, same question."

Shira "Same answer. Both. But with one adjustment. Diego is in that position and I'm pegging him to death."

Diego flips the board which reads both but he'll be in that situation being fuck to death by her.

Golden "Good..... I guess.... one point for you two.... Gatito Patas Suaves, la misma pregunta."

Kitty Softpaws "I speak English."

Golden "Seguro lo haces."

Kitty Softpaws "And I thought this isn't a kinky game show."

Golden "Es."

Puss In Boots "You're incredibly racist."

Golden "Next question back to Nala. How long do you think you could last not having an orgasm."

Nala "That's easy. 18 years."

Simba "I have she likes to hunt. I feel Scar switch them."

Golden "Hey! Don't accuse my employee Scar. He didn't do anything."

Scar "Tell that bastard!"

Simba "You Had Scar Doing The Questions!"

Golden "Same question for you Shira."

Shira "I last about three hours. But we're still figuring it out for Diego. He was left on edge for almost a year. Being September."

Diego "I wrote 3 hours. But November Ended?!! I've been in pain this long and you made me keep suffering."

Shira "Yell at me and I'll obliterate your prostate and you'll never orgasm again."

Diego "Fuck you."

Shira "You're so want me to do that to you, don't ya bitch."

Diego "Yes please mistress. Make me your bitch for eternity."

Shira kisses him deeply as she digs her claws into his back and holds him tightly.

Golden "Save it after the show. Kitty softpaws, la misma pregunta para ti."

Puss In Boots "You are one bad dog."

Kitty Softpaws "I'm not even gonna answer this."

Puss In Boots "I'm not gonna show my answer for this fucking racist show."

Golden "por qué, miedo de que nunca ganes en América. coño. Last question, to Nala, what type of kinks do you like? List three six things."

Nala "Blood play."

Simba "The Hunger Games."

Nala "Orgasm denial."

Simba "House md."

Nala "Incest."

Simba "Star Wars."

Nala "Daddy play."

Simba "Lion King."

Nala "Breath play."

Simba "Aliens."

Nala "And I guess physical fighting as my kink."

Simba "WonderWoman."

Golden "Zero points."

Simba "What is the point of playing this game when we're being cheated."

Golden "You're not being cheated. You're just losers."

Simba "I hate you."

Golden "Shira, same question."

Shira "Can it be towards him."

Diego purrs with a blush.

Golden "Sure, just not extreme."

Shira "Six things. Maybe, choking."

She holds Diego down against the counter and chokes him very tightly.

Shira "Pinning."

She gets close to his face.

Shira "Biting."

She bites into his shoulder and he struggles very weakly as he looks pale from lack of air.

Shira "Licking."

She licks at the bite wound.

Shira "Clawing."

She claws at the wound, making it bigger and causing the wound to go down over the chest. Diego silently screams.

Shira "And lastly, ballbusting."

She stomps on his balls, causing him to stop moving as she jumps and bounce on his balls. Torture him like never before. Killing him as he sees death and loves the pain.

Golden "Let's turn away from you guys. Gatito patas suaves....... gatito patas suaves? El gato con botas?"

They're not even there or anywhere in the set.

Golden "I was going for three sixes but three more for each of ya."

Nala "Petplay, latex, and showering."

Simba "What other films and shows has that."

Shira "Hanging, electriciting, killing."

Shira holds Diego in a position of snapping his neck. Diego is in fear and cries while having an orgasm himself.

Golden "That's all the time we have on our show. Tune in next week when instead of Know Your Pussy, we'll play Know Your Bitch. I'm your host, Golden the retriever."