Wattpad Sketch

When Someone Doesn't Want To Read The Whole Wattpad Story

Salazzle "Oh boy, I heard so much about this story. Let's check it out.... oh my gaw, 76 chapters. Why is this so famous? That's too much for me. Let's see.... 26 chapters! That's too much. Ahhh, here's a famous one with only four. Oh..... it's a Roleplay book. Oh... I got a message from SnowWhite's Dragon. Did ya like the first chapter? The prologue? Oh no... which story is she talking about?"

Another message.

Salazzle "I'm at chapter 26. Oh, she's done with that story."

Another message.

Salazzle "I can't wait for the conclusion in chapter 76. Oh fucking hell! What should I do? Lie to her."

(I love it, I'm at chapter 3 for now.)

(Which one is your favorite character so far?)

Salazzle "Fuck! Don't panic. There's unusually a white blonde girl in almost every story."

(I forget the name but the blonde white girl.)

(Kansas? She appears in chapter 6.)

Salazzle "Okay. Lie again."

(My bad, it was chapter 6. So deep in

the story that I wasn't paying attention)

(I understand. Did any of the characters

click with ya?)

Salazzle "She's making it harder and harder for me. I know."

(It's getting late, have to go to

school.)

(It's Sunday tomorrow.)

(Sunday Church School.)

(Thought you're a stripper?)

(It's a roleplay thing. I play student,

nun whips me, slap me, hit my hands

with rulers.)

(How are ya enjoying it?)

Salazzle "OH MY GAW!!"

She places her paws on her face and looks to the ceiling for a few moments. Her body jerks a bit as she cracks from the laughing pressure within. Then calms down and looks back at the computer.

Salazzle "I know."

(GoodN, see ya tomorrow)

(Night, see ya)

Salazzle "Finally, that nightmare is over."

Meanwhile, on the other side of the text, Snowflake the light fury is SnowWhite's Dragon.

Snowflake "Oh what a relief. Good thing Toothless know this story."