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ILOVEGODZILLAVSILOVETOMHOLLAND

Somewhere in the USA, California, Los Angeles. In the middle of the night. At someone’s average and beautiful home. At the front porch.
Samantha “I’m so glad to be on this date with ya.”
Tom Holland “It’s not a date. It’s a friendly visit to a home owned by a very majestic and marvelous woman.”
Samantha “I love your British accent. But before we go in, I have a secret.”
Tom Holland “You’re an evil villain? Because I won’t care if you are, love.”
Samantha “I wish. You know Godzilla from the modern day American movies.”
Tom Holland “You love WB. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure Disney doesn’t know.”
Samantha “That’s one thing. Another would be that I’m the owner of Godzilla.”
Tom Holland “Like you design the creature.”
Samantha “Not exactly. You know the joke about people wearing monster costumes and stomping around in the city for the movies.”
Tom Holland “Yea.”
Samantha “Well, the makers of the Godzilla film in 2014 did that but with something different. They made Godzilla. But he’s like the size of a Komodo Dragon so it’s fine. And I own him.”
Tom Holland “..... okay?”
Samantha “But don’t worry, he’s like a baby. He loves me and everyone a lot.”
Tom Holland “Good to know.”
Samantha “Great.”
She unlocks the door and lets him inside. She gets inside and locks the door. Immediately, Godzilla runs over and hugs Samantha. His tail wagging as he licks her face like a dog.
Samantha “Down boy, easy boy. Godzilla, I’ll like you to meet Tom Holland.”
Godzilla nuzzles against him with very deep purrs.
Samantha “He’s my boyfriend.”
Godzilla’s eyes widen and he freezes.
Samantha “Would you like some green tea?”
Tom Holland “Lemon tea actually.”
Samantha “You two can go ahead and go into the living room.”
She goes to the kitchen while they sit on the couch.
Tom Holland reaches for the remote but Godzilla growls. He takes his hand away but Godzilla still growls. As soon as she walks in, he stops growling and nuzzles him.
Samantha “I forgot how to make tea without tea equipment. And all the steps are on my phone which I left in the car so I’ll be right back.”
She unlocks the door, gets out, and shuts it. Godzilla wraps his tail around Tom’s neck and tries to choke him. Tom Holland pushes him off and gets up from the couch.
Tom Holland “Why Do You Hate Me?!”
Godzilla points at the poster, which Tom turns around and sees a Wattpad poster of the account ILOVEGODZILLA.

( iloveGodzilla )

Tom Holland “Yea, so.”
Godzilla points at another poster which is the 2019 Kings Of The Monsters.

Tom Holland “And?”
Godzilla walks over to the poster and covers all the letters in the word Monsters except the M. Then holds up an Canada Dry.
Tom Holland “Canada Dry?”
Godzilla shakes his head.
Tom Holland “Ginger Ale? Ale. M Ale. Godzilla, king of the males?”
Godzilla nods with a growl. He points at a toy Spider-Man, then at Samantha in the Wattpad profile pic.
Tom Holland “Okay.”
Godzilla points at Spider-Man toy and then at him.
Tom Holland “Yes, I’m Spider-Man. And I’m her boyfriend.”
Godzilla grabs the head and legs of the toy and rips it apart. Then he points at her in the pic and at himself, then does it again with the poster. Tom comes to realization.
Tom Holland “No no no no no no, I’m not replacing you. I’m just her lover.”
Godzilla puts up a poster made by him covers up the Wattpad account name with ILOVETOMHOLLAND. Then he eats it up with an evil growl.
Tom Holland “Listen, I'm just her sexy human lover. You two can't be together because human and beast relations is illegal."
In one second, Godzilla is on top of him on the floor, about to bite his throat out. But Samantha walks back in and locks the door. Godzilla immediately becomes playful and licks his face. Samantha looks at them and smiles.
Samantha “Awww, both of you are such great friends already. He really likes you.”
Tom Holland “Oh Really?!”
Godzilla has a claw on his throat, with a hidden growl.
Tom Holland “I mean, yes we are great friends.”
Samantha “Alright, I’m gonna get started with your lemon tea. You mind if I prepare my coffee and his drink.”
Tom Holland “Nope.”
Samantha “Thanks babe.”
She goes into the kitchen.
Tom Holland “What’s his drink?”
Samantha “Animal blood.”
He shakes in fear and looks at Godzilla who has a killer look.
Tom Holland “Look, Godzilla, if you kill me, she’ll hate you forever. Like, she’s human. You’re a monster. She needs a human mate.”
Godzilla picks up a sexy lesbian magazine.
Tom Holland “She’s bi?”
Godzilla shakes his head and sighs saddened.
Tom Holland “You tried to make her a lesbian.”
Godzilla nods his head.
Tom Holland “I’m not gonna take her away from you.”
Godzilla starts to cry.
Tom Holland “But she’s a wonderful woman. I can’t give her up. I love her a lot.”
Godzilla cries out, while clawing his own tail and then licking the blood from his claws. Tom Holland is shocked by this. Samantha comes running into the room and sees that Godzilla is hurt.
Samantha “What the hell happened?”
Tom Holland “He….”
Godzilla gives him a deadly stare.
Tom Holland “I don’t know.”
Samantha looks over the tail.
Samantha “What happened baby?”
Godzilla kept faking crying and shook his head.
Samantha “It’s okay to tell me.”
Godzilla points at him. Samantha frowns at him.
Tom Holland “You know what, he did it to himself. He hates me.”
Samantha “What?!”
Tom Holland “You heard me.”
Samantha “Why would he hurt himself to get rid of you?! Who in the world would do that?!”
Tom Holland “Woah easy.”
Samantha “Excuse me.”
Tom Holland “He even threatened to slit my throat.”
Samantha “I can’t believe what I’m hearing. You should leave.”
Tom Holland “Babe, I’m telling the truth.”
Samantha “Get out Peter Parker.”
Tom Holland “That’s just my character.”
Samantha “Same for me, Samantha, because I don’t know the real name. Why didn’t you think that I’m not using the last name. I have none.”
Tom Holland “............. What?!”
Samantha “Just get out and never come back. And if you spill, people will think you’re crazy so go ahead and do that.”
Tom Holland “Okay. Okay. I’m leaving. But you’ll forgive me for part 2.”
Samantha “Get Out!!”
Tom quickly leaves. Samantha bandaged up the blood spots on Godzilla’s tail.
Samantha “I’m sorry that he attacked you. I didn’t know. I feel so stupid for letting this happen.”
Godzilla nuzzles her and she wraps around him.
Samantha “You’re a very good boy. I won't let him hurt you again. I’m here for ya.”
Godzilla smirked evilly while deeply purring.