Somewhere in London, in a large room with Toothless, Snowflake, and Stormfly sitting on different mats while Agent Henry and Agent Molly interview them.
Henry "Now, we're not gonna experiment on ya or something that people believe. We're just gonna ask you guys a few questions."
Molly "We understand in these files that you three have been abducted by alien dragons who gave up their bodies so that you guys can inhabit and you guys feel new, like reborn."
Snowflake "What can I say, it was incredible."
Toothless "Most amazing experience of my life and I get to fly."
Snowflake "We feel very different and strange but we are wild and feel very majestic. And for some reason, very horny for each other. Makes me wanna try all the kinks."
Toothless "Especially the very dark ones."
Henry "I see. And you Stormfly."
Stormfly "Yea, that's a bite in the left side of my ass. Speaking of kinks, I feel like I was gangbanged by a wasp, a porcupine, and a sea orchid all at once. And they weren't using their penis."
Molly "Okay, let's start off with how they appeared and abducted you."
Snowflake "We were just walking around the lake by ourselves. Kissing and loving and holding each other close."
Toothless "Like a perfect unbreakable bond."
Snowflake "And we saw this red giant light flashing down on us. We were most likely knocked out by it."
Toothless "But when we woke up, we were both naked and lying on a white and comfy bed. And there was a six eyed beautiful dragon who told us to enjoy ourselves and to not worry."
Snowflake "And you know what, neither of us were worried."
Stormfly "And there goes the other cheek."
Molly "Did you have a different experience?"
Stormfly "Different is such a small word. For me, I was at home in my bed, bad dragon horse cock up my ass, until there was a bright light and it just shattered my windows and the tractor beamed me up. But they were only holding me by my clitoris. Orgasm and pee multiple times and thought "I haven't relieved myself this much since I was 16 in Sunday's School Church.""
Henry "Okay, um... What did you two do when they said to enjoy yourselves?"
Snowflake "Well, for some reason, we were both horny."
Toothless "And felt very wild and animalistic. I pinned her against the bed and really bit into her tongue."
Snowflake "I love it like that. Pain excites me."
Toothless "We just mate on it while bleeding so much except, we kept healing."
Snowflake "I told him to choke me to death."
Toothless "I did for an hour, she was awake the whole time."
Snowflake "The pain only got worse and worse and I love every second of it."
Toothless "That's when we realize the transformation of our bodies. How we kept healing in our smooth dragon bodies. And I feel very strong and bloodthirsty. That's why I started eating into my mate's guts. She was delicious."
Snowflake "And I love feeling helpless and to suffer for my master. I love how he shows no mercy for me."
Snowflake licks his neck and Toothless bites into her shoulder deeply, making her moan softly.
Stormfly "You get to torture your wife and she'll love the abuse like some sort of sadistic and masochistic romance, meanwhile, when they took me on their ship, they were ugly as fuck. They look and smell like shit. Not figurity. And they just didn't give up their body. Mines was stolen when it did the body swap thing. And it was the most painful experience of my life."
Snowflake "Wish I could take your place."
Stormfly "Shut up you hoe."
Henry "Chill, chill."
Molly "Toothless, Snowflake, what else happened on that ship?"
Toothless "You really wanna know?"
Henry "I am so hard."
Molly "And I'm so wet."
Henry "Please tell us."
Toothless "Well, when I decided to show her mercy and let her heal. The dragon took us to a room. A view of their world filled with sex and beauty."
Snowflake "It was like a Sex World setting. And we learn so much as to how sex can make life easier and get rid of the fear. The same fear that ruins our society on this planet."
Toothless "If we can satisfy our inner pleasures, everyone will live a happier life."
Henry "That's very beautiful."
Molly "I'm afraid to say this, but, Stormfly?"
Stormfly "There was a celebration I guess. They've been stealing other bodies for a long time. I'm their last body. So they celebrated by tormenting me. From force to dance for two hours as their entertainment to cleaning their bodies and ship. They never showed any care. And I thought, "this is exactly like my Sunday's School Church.""
Snowflake "Now I really wish I took your place."
Stormfly "You're going beyond masochist, you need help."
Molly tries so hard not to laugh and Henry speaks for her. While Toothless is crying from holding in laughter.
Henry "So um... how did they take you two home?"
Snowflake "Well..... he's crying for the beauty of their world. He's fine. After showing us the way of their world, they told us to spread the news to our world. Even though we can't because of you guys, they know that and they understand what we're going through. And they forgave us for failing and allowed us to keep our bodies."
Toothless "You skipped over how they took us home."
Snowflake "Oh yes, go ahead Toothless."
Toothless "They brought us home with a special liquid. They put us in the same tight tank and we're both chain on the walls. Then cum piss milk spit juice sweat and everything else filled the tank and we drowned in it. Then we wake up in our home living room in these forms."
Snowflake "The best part is that they gave us a secret bdsm room to do some naughty things."
Stormfly "For me, they put me in like a canon and fired me to Jake."
Henry "Who is Jake?"
Stormfly "No idea, but he won't forget his 15th birthday. A spike went through his ballsack."
Henry "Okay, we need to do some testing and hopefully we can become friends and you guys tell us about your abilities."
Snowflake "Can Toothless torture me?"
Molly "If you want to."
Toothless "Anytime."
Molly "Sure."
Toothless "Show us the way."
Toothless grabs Snowflake by the neck and then bites into her neck deeply. Snowflake cries and chokes as her neck bleeds and snaps. However, she's still awake and stops moving. Toothless drags her body by his side as his mouth holds her neck very strongly. Molly and Henry get out of the room as Toothless forces Snowflake to follow.
Stormfly "Totally disregard me, assholes."
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