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2020 Wattpad Fanfiction Debate

It's here in Universal studios in Hollywood where the Wattpad Fanfiction Presidential Debate is held. A character will take over the Wattpad Fanfiction account in case the human is sick or there's an accident.

Rachel Maddow is live to cover this debate. (Not played by Melissa Villaseñor)

Rachel "We're live in Universal studios to see who will be a replacement for the person behind the Wattpad Fanfiction account. Let's start this debate with the beginning statements."

Snowflake the light fury "Me me me me. Me, go first."

Rachel "That's not how this works but go ahead."

Snowflake "Right right. People don't appreciate dragons. We speak. We have intelligence. Toothless was the only black character in the whole series and he was ordered to never talk. But with the fanfictions of Toothless, as well as other dragons. Especially me, give me more attention. We were granted the ability to speak. And I should take over the Wattpad Fanfiction account so I can make those people known. And then some day, httyd 4 comes out with some talking dragons. And httyd 4 will come from Wattpad. Give me the job, and I promise that we'll be heard. Yesterday was Kissing Booth. Tomorrow, blockbusters."

Rachel "We have Ellie from Ice Age."

Ellie "Hey everyone, I'm everyone's mother."

Marge Simpson "No you're not."

Ellie "I will crush your dildo blue hair, shut up. I just wanna be here and to mother every fanfic author. Helping them get to the top. But if I don't win, then I'll just have some fun up here. Let me be your cool mommy."

Rachel "Marge Simpson, something you wanna add."

Marge Simpson "Hmmm, no. I don't think so."

Rachel "Well, so you know, by the looks of your record, you're only allowed ten words. Now, you have two words left."

Marge Simpson "Ummm. Pick me."

Marge Simpson leaves the stage.

Rachel "We have Shira and Diego also from Ice Age.... playing as a duet?"

Shira "He's my sunshine."

Diego "And you're the dark side of the moon."

Shira "I can kill a person in a million different ways."

Diego "And I want her to try those million ways on me."

Rachel "Enough with you two. Next, it's the White American guy that everyone hates, Seth Woodbury MacFarlane."

Seth Woodbury MacFarlane "Can you not use my full name please?"

Rachel "I don't care."

Seth Woodbury MacFarlane "I will make another 9/11 joke."

Rachel "You're such a Peter. Please stop."

Seth Woodbury MacFarlane "But do I have a limit?"

Rachel "Sadly, no."