Taehyung's POV
"What the hell Jiminie?!" I exclaimed and tackled Jimin on the couch.
"What?!" Jimin giggled while trying to stretch his hand far away from me. "Get off me! Taehyung! Stop!"
"Give me that bloody remote!" I fought, weighing down Jimin with my body. "Jimiiiiin!"
"No! What's your problem?!" Jimin shrieked and wriggled underneath me, desperately wanting to be free from me but I pinned him down with my body.
"Hey, hey, hey! Hold your horses you guys!" Hoseok grunted, maybe because he got hit with my foot.
I was about to sink my teeth on Jimin's arm when I felt two strong hands envelop my waist and pulled me away. The moment I was carried, I kicked my feet in the air to get free but failed miserably.
"Yah!"
"That's enough kiddo. You might get yourself hurt."
I frowned at Yoongi hyung who settled me on the couch beside him. Hyung placed one strong arm around my waist so I couldn't run away and attack Jimin again. Damn! He's smaller than me but he has great strength. How is that fair?
"Hyuuuuung let me gooooo!"
"Settle down Tae," Yoongi hyung said. "If you get yourself hurt, not only will Jin break our eardrums but Jungkook will kill all of us on the spot."
"What are you even attacking Jimin for?" Hoseok asked while helping Jimin fix his messed up hair.
"I just want to change the show! I don't wanna watch that!"
Jimin chuckled, eyes dancing with amusement. "What's wrong with 365? It's hot!"
"Everything!" I answered in a whiny tone. "I don't want to watch something so explicit!"
"Oh shut up TaeTae!" Jimin rolled his eyes, a teasing smirk on his lips. "Don't act like a prude virgin. We all know your husband already popped your cherry a long time ago."
A gasp escaped my mouth and I immediately felt heat creeping on my cheeks. Feeling embarrassed, I covered my face with my two hands and buried myself on Yoongi hyung's shoulder.
"I can't believe you're still so shy even after being married for three years already!" Jimin cooed and I know even without looking that he has a big shit eating grin plastered on his face.
"I can't believe he actually married Jungkook," Hoseok piled on, chuckling afterwards.
I retracted myself from Yoongi hyung and looked at them with a pout on my lips. I felt Yoongi hyung laughing as well so I turned to him with a questioning look.
"I think nobody saw it coming," Yoongi hyung said, pinching my cheeks in the process.
"Saw what coming?" I asked with furrowed eyebrows.
"That you'd marry Jungkook." Yoongi hyung's answer made my frown deeper. "I mean, you hated him to death back then. You hate him so much we really thought you're going to voodoo the shit out of Jungkook."
Yoongi hyung's statement made the other two explode in laughter. Even I couldn't help but smile at the memory.
"How could I not hate him?" I defended, crossing my arms. "Imagine it was my first day at a new school then out of nowhere a stranger yells my name and kisses me! I was shocked like hell!"
The three chorused in laughter again. It had been years but that moment never ceased to be hilarious.
"And you know what's worse?" Jimin interjected, still laughing. "Taehyung's crush saw them and he thought Jungkook was Tae's boyfriend so he ended up friendzoning Tae."
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