Version 1
*TaeKook aren't a couple yet on both versions.*
Jin: Let's play two truths and a lie.
Namjoon: What's the point? We know everything about each other.
Jin: You say that but you forgot that I like alpacas more than bunnies!
Jimin: All right, all right. Let's just play. We don't want a war here.
Yoongi: You just don't want me to bring up how you forgot my birthday.
Jimin: Hehehehe! Taehyung, you start!
Taehyung: Fine. I'm handsome. I'm sexy. Jungkook is in love with me.
Jungkook: It's two truths and a lie. You have to say one lie Tae.
Taehyung: I did!
Jungkook: But where's the lie?
Taehyung: The you love me part obviously!
Jungkook: But that isn't even a lie.
Taehyung: ...
Hoseok: Shit! All single people, it's time to go home!
Jimin: But you're the only single one here.
Hoseok: Oh fuck...
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Version 2
Teacher: Let's do two truths and a lie so we can get to know each other better. Mr. Kim Taehyung, do the honor and go first.
Taehyung: I play saxophone. My puppy's name is Yeontan. Jungkook is my boyfriend.
Teacher: Who would like to guess which one is the lie?
Jungkook: Me sir!
Teacher: All right Mr. Jeon.
Jungkook: It's the one that he said that I'm his boyfriend.
Taehyung: Whatever.
Jungkook: But...
Taehyung: But?
Jungkook: We can turn that into truth though. I really wouldn't mind.
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