❛ HE'S NOT THAT FAMOUS. I MET HIM IN A TESCO. ❜
in which addie mallory is your average economics student until drew starkey accidentally swaps their phones.
[real life + social media; 2020 - 2024]
addisonmallory | 4:42pm Did your Mom just follow me
drewstarkey | 4:47pm So, remember when you answered my phone when she was calling?
addisonmallory | 4:47pm Yes
drewstarkey | 4:48pm
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addisonmallory | 4:49pm GSKAJSJAH HOLD UP addisonmallory | 4:49pmOmg Drew is this recent???
addisonmallory | 4:49pm does she still think I'm your girlfriend??
drewstarkey | 4:50pm Just now drewstarkey | 4:50pm She's relentless drewstarkey | 4:51pm I keep telling her you're not my girlfriend but the more I deny it, the more she thinks she's right about the whole thing lol drewstarkey | 5:51pm Idk what to do at this point 😂
addisonmallory | 5:52pm This feels so weird 😶 addisonmallory | 5:53pm I mean I'm not bothered, it's fucking hilarious, I've just never had someone's mom be convinced we're dating lmao
drewstarkey | 5:54pm Welcome to my life
addisonmallory | 5:57pm Ok hold up again addisonmallory | 5:57pm Now I want to know what happened and why you might get fired lol (please don't 😂)
drewstarkey | 6:12pm Ok so it's so dumb and it's all Chase's fault drewstarkey | 6:12pm We were running around the set and we had to turn left but he told me to turn right, so we bumped into others drewstarkey | 6:13pm I'm good, Chase is good, everyone is good, but my ankle is a bit swollen lol
addisonmallory | 6:17pm HAHAHA addisonmallory | 6:17pm That is fucking hilarious
drewstarkey | 6:38pm JD's idea drewstarkey | 6:39pm Maddie got it filmed so it'll probably end up on being tomfoolery in a few days 😂
addisonmallory | 6:44pm Damn can't wait to see that lmao addisonmallory | 6:45pm Question: do you block people who just give you weird vibes? addisonmallory | 6:45pm Fans I mean
drewstarkey | 6:58pm Depends, why?
addisonmallory | 7:04pm Someone tagged me in a really weird fucking conspiracy theory or rumour or whatever and idk if I should block them or just ignore it
drewstarkey | 7:04pm Shit drewstarkey | 7:04pm Can I see it?
addisonmallory | 7:13pm Nah it's fine, I just untagged myself and blocked them addisonmallory | 7:14pm No biggie
drewstarkey | 7:15pm You sure?
addisonmallory | 7:21pm Yep addisonmallory | 7:22pm Sorry for freaking out on you lmao
drewstarkey | 7:23pm It's fine, don't worry about it
addisonmallory | 7:24pm Right well I've got work to do but please tell your Mom that I'm not your gf 😂😂
drewstarkey | 7:25pm I'm gonna keep trying, maybe one day she'll believe me 😂
