Leo: Amelia, why don't we go to the gym?
Amelia: Because our friendship isn't working out.
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Leo: Do you remember that one time I tried skating and I broke my wrist?
Amelia: Oh really? That happened? Bitch, give me the fucking video of you suffering.
Leo: T-That's fine.
Amelia: It wasn't a questio-
Leo: I'm a wrist-taker.
Amelia: Don't talk to me
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Leo: Woah! Are you making a reversal jacket?!
Amelia: Yeah, the outside looks like a normal jacket, but in the inside, it's actually a rain coat.
Leo: I can't wait to see how it will turn-out!
Amelia: Get out.
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Leo: Heyooo, guess what pictures do Turtles take?
Amelia: They don't even know how to point out plastics and jelly fishes. How the fuck are they gonna take a phone and take-
Leo: A shell-fie
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Leo: Hey! Wanna hear a joke about paper-
Amelia: no
Leo: Oh, thank god! Cause it was tear-able!
Amelia: YOU BETTER CATCH THESE MF HANDS, YOU SON OF A BIT-
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Leo: Is that a hole on your shoe?
Amelia: What? *looks down to see slippers not shoes* No..?
Leo: Then how did you put your foot in it?
Amelia:
Amelia: *slowly but intensely pulls out katana*
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//3AM//
Amelia: Leo, have you ever thought about being a fish?
Leo: I think would be.. fin-tastic.
Amelia: God damnit.
Leo: Hey! Don't leave me on the LINE here!!
Amelia: StOp.
Leo: Nah sorry, it's just FISHY to see that you're not punny at this moment.
Amelia: I'm going to bed.
Leo: Oh come on! You should TUNA into this!!
Amelia: LEO, STOP TRYING TO KRAKEN ME UP!
Leo: ...
Amelia: ...
Both: heh.
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//PAYBACK//
Amelia: Hey Leo, you know why I think you're like diapers?
Leo: Because I'm ✨ u s e f u l ✨
Amelia: Because you are full of fucking fat ass stinky shit.
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//EXTRAS//
Amelia: Hey Boke. I heard you forgot to bring your colouring book. You good?
Eric: Y-Yeah.. I just.. need a shoulder to crayon.
Amelia: *slowly turns to Leo* You son of a bitch.
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Leo: Hey, were you at the lightbulb party?
Norman: Not really, I'm not a party perso-
Leo: It was pretty lit.
Norman: I see why Amelia hates you.
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amelia and some extras | tpn emotions crackbook
HumorBasically, if you have read my TPN Fanfic called【 Emotions 】, then you must know Amelia, Eric and Leo! This book will be about them, and some scenarios that you won't be able to see in my other book! This book will contain some moments that are ac...
