Leo but w/ Puns

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Leo: Amelia, why don't we go to the gym?

Amelia: Because our friendship isn't working out.

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Leo: Do you remember that one time I tried skating and I broke my wrist?

Amelia: Oh really? That happened? Bitch, give me the fucking video of you suffering.

Leo: T-That's fine.

Amelia: It wasn't a questio-

Leo: I'm a wrist-taker.

Amelia: Don't talk to me

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Leo: Woah! Are you making a reversal jacket?!

Amelia: Yeah, the outside looks like a normal jacket, but in the inside, it's actually a rain coat.

Leo: I can't wait to see how it will turn-out!

Amelia: Get out.

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Leo: Heyooo, guess what pictures do Turtles take?

Amelia: They don't even know how to point out plastics and jelly fishes. How the fuck are they gonna take a phone and take-

Leo: A shell-fie

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Leo: Hey! Wanna hear a joke about paper-

Amelia: no

Leo: Oh, thank god! Cause it was tear-able!

Amelia: YOU BETTER CATCH THESE MF HANDS, YOU SON OF A BIT-

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Leo: Is that a hole on your shoe?

Amelia: What? *looks down to see slippers not shoes* No..?

Leo: Then how did you put your foot in it?

Amelia:

Amelia: *slowly but intensely pulls out katana*

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//3AM//

Amelia: Leo, have you ever thought about being a fish?

Leo: I think would be.. fin-tastic.

Amelia: God damnit.

Leo: Hey! Don't leave me on the LINE here!!

Amelia: StOp.

Leo: Nah sorry, it's just FISHY to see that you're not punny at this moment.

Amelia: I'm going to bed.

Leo: Oh come on! You should TUNA into this!!

Amelia: LEO, STOP TRYING TO KRAKEN ME UP!

Leo: ...

Amelia: ...

Both: heh.

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//PAYBACK//

Amelia: Hey Leo, you know why I think you're like diapers?

Leo: Because I'm ✨ u s e f u l ✨

Amelia: Because you are full of fucking fat ass stinky shit.

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//EXTRAS//

Amelia: Hey Boke. I heard you forgot to bring your colouring book. You good?

Eric: Y-Yeah.. I just.. need a shoulder to crayon.

Amelia: *slowly turns to Leo* You son of a bitch.

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Leo: Hey, were you at the lightbulb party?

Norman: Not really, I'm not a party perso-

Leo: It was pretty lit.

Norman: I see why Amelia hates you.

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