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We Sell Serotonin and Meth Tutors Group Chat

Leslie Wannabe has changed username to Dying

Dying:
Lol. Yes, everyone. Ahem, I'm dying.

Boke UwU:
Wait-

Are we changing usernames now??? 😻

Dying:
No?

Oi

Hey

Hello?

Yo's

I'm legit dying what's.

Dont ignore me >:PPPPPPPP

Boke UwU changed to ICANTTHINKOML-

ICANTTHINKOML-:
I just wanted to change my username.

Stop interrupting me 😤😤😤

Tag Princess or 911 if u need help 😃😃😃

Dying:
oh wow what a great plan.
@CoffeeSimp @CoffeeSimp @CoffeeSimp @CoffeeSimp @CoffeeSimp @CoffeeSimp  @CoffeeSimp @CoffeeSimp

CoffeeSimp:
this better be fucking important.

Dying:
Lol I'm dying.

CoffeeSimp:
hi dying. im coffeesimp.
can i go back to my very important nap now?

ICANTTHINKOML- changed to Sweetheart

Sweetheart:
We talking bout dying now? :((((

I don't want princess to dieee :/

but like

rip to Leo

CoffeeSimp:
uh huh, anyways.

you spammed my phone to tell me a dad joke?

Dying:
No, I'm legitimately dying.

Somebody just stabbed me.

Sweetheart:
Where??? Take a picccc post it here plsss

For proof i mean

CoffeeSimp:
woah hol up

what.

Dying:
I'm bleeding to death as we're texting.

The lol's were and still sorta is a habit.

Dying:
*sent a blurry picture with himself posing with a peace sign covered in blood and puckered lips like a celebrity*

Dying:
Also, I changed my name because it seemed funny in this situation, but it was a mistafoes

Sweetheart:
Mistafoes?

CoffeeSimp:
THIS UNCONTROLLED CHILD.

OMFG IM TRACKING DOWN HIS LOCATION

I SWEAR I ONLY TOOK ONE NAP AND SHIT HAPPENS INSTANTLY-

Sweetheart:
Do you like my new username? owo

CoffeeSimp:
yes

now get in the car

please.

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