*ALARM NOISES*

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Home Security System under 100.

#1

Robber: *steps into the house*

Amelia *brushing her teeth: *caughts the robber red handed*

Both: stares.

Amelia: *takes out katana* ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ

Robber: *gone*

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#2

Robber: *appears*

Eric: Oh wowie! *reloads shotgun* Didn't knew Princess ordered a human sized dart board!

Robber: peace out-

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#3

Robber: pls don't be some weird ass home security system-

Leo: *freaks out* UH-

Leo: KSVSKSBSMDIOW *makes some crummy kung fu fighting movements*

Robber: im just gonna find myself out to the police station.

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