Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater

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Wife: What would you do if I die? Will you get married again?

Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do

Wife: Then why won't you remarry?

Husband: Ok, I'd get married again

Wife: You would? -Hurtful look on her face-

Husband: -Groans-

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do

Wife: Would she use my gold clubs?

Husband: No, she's left handed

Wife: ............

Husband: Oh shit!

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