CAUTION: PG-13 - SEXUAL REFRENCES
1. The word of the day is "legs", let's go back to my place and spread the word
2. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure could make your bed rock
3. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
4. Baby I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long
5. Your left leg is Easter, and your right leg is Christmas, I wanna meet you inbetween the holidays
6. There are 206 bones in your body, shall I add another?
7. Your on the top my my to 'do' list
8. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems are hard, So am I
9. Hi, my names James. Let's bond
10. Were your pants on sale? Because at my place they'd be 100% off
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Just 2 Random
LosoweHey there beauties of the world, how ya doing? This book is basically random stuff I find on the internet and random things that are going through my mind. It will include random: quotes, facts, pick up lines, jokes, comebacks and much much more! ...
