Husband: (watching video), Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll regret it for the rest of your life! No stop it, stop it! Don't do it you retarded idiot! Oh god!!! Can't believe you did it, dumb ass!
Wife: What are you watching honey?
Husband: Our wedding video.
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RandomHey there beauties of the world, how ya doing? This book is basically random stuff I find on the internet and random things that are going through my mind. It will include random: quotes, facts, pick up lines, jokes, comebacks and much much more! ...