Friend: Dude! You were so drunk last night!
Guy: No I wasn't!
Friend: You put your iPhone in a blender and said you were making apple juice!
Guy: -_-
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RandomHey there beauties of the world, how ya doing? This book is basically random stuff I find on the internet and random things that are going through my mind. It will include random: quotes, facts, pick up lines, jokes, comebacks and much much more! ...
