Waiter: Hello, what would you like to drink?
Me: I would like a Pepsi thanks.
Waiter: Sorry, we have run out of Pepsi, is coke okay?
Me: Whoops, I've run out of real money, is Monopoly money okay?
Waiter: ...
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RandomHey there beauties of the world, how ya doing? This book is basically random stuff I find on the internet and random things that are going through my mind. It will include random: quotes, facts, pick up lines, jokes, comebacks and much much more! ...