A/N: I'm sorry for not updating sooner and for how short this chapter is. I have been working on Leopika Oneshots thus putting this book aside
2 Weeks in the House
"Leorio," Killua sounded relieved when Leorio came home. "I'm so glad that you're here! I really needed you!" "What happened," Leorio asked. Killua sighed. "Well," he said. "Earlier today, I'd say at seven p.m. Kurapika came home. He seemed upset and pulled a bottle of wine from the fridge. Which I didn't know we had-" "Just get to the point." "Okay," Killua continued. "Now he's drunk and has been asking for you. And I don't know how to deal with a drunk guy." "Okay," Leorio said. "Well, I'm here now. So don't worry."
"Leorio!" a drunken Kurapika exclaimed. "Hai! I was waiting for you!" Kurapika grabbed Leorio's arm. Leorio nodded. "I heard," he replied. "I think we should go sit down." "Oh no," Kurapika replied. "Let's stand it makes me feel dizzy." "That's because you're drunk," Leorio walked over to the couch. "Sit down." "You're treating me like a dog," Kurapika complained. "Just put a collar ad leash on me will ya?"
Leorio sighed. "I'm not doing that," he replied. Kurapika frowned. "But it's something that I've always wanted to try," he said. From the kitchen, Killua began to laugh. "Drunk words are sober thoughts," he said before walking to his room.
"I have a question," Kurapika slurred. He tried to reach for more wine but was stopped by Leorio. "Any- question," he continued. "Is your bedroom-slash-study done yet? Because if it's not that's fine. I might let you sleep in my bed." Leorio shook his head. "No," he said. "The study is not finished. And I know sober you wouldn't say that."
Kurapika leaned closer to Leorio. He traced his fingers up his leg. "Well, I'm saying it now," he said. "So let's go." Leorio shook his head. "Nope," he replied. "You're drunk. That would be a bad decision."
Kurapika sighed. "But I need this Leorio," he whined. "I'm soo horny right now." Leorio pushed Kurapika off. "I said no," he repeated. "And if you're horny go to your room and masturbate or something. I can sleep on the couch."
Kurapika crossed his arms with a hmph. "I'm never talking to you again," he grumbled. As he tried to stand he just fell back onto the couch. "I'll walk you to the room," Leorio said. "And I'll bring you a glass of water."
Kurapika lolled his head. "Fine," he said. "Fine. But we're no longer friends. This is over." Leorio nodded and wrapped his arm around Kurapika. "Okay," Leorio said. "I'll believe you for now." And very carefully he walked Kurapika to the room.
Leorio tried his best to set Kurapika on the bed. "Okay," he said. "You stay here and drink your water. If you need anything, I'll be in the living room." Kurapika grabbed his arm, "Oh please stay." Leorio looked down at Kurapika. He gave in. "Fine," he said. "But I'll be on my mattress. And don't do anything weird."
The drunk Kurapika smiled and Leorio noticed something. Both his face and eyes were tinted scarlet. But not out of anger. This comforted Leorio, it was nice to know that Kurapika's eyes expressed different emotions. How cute.
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Hunter X Hunter Oneshots
FanfictionPreviously "Hunter X Hunter Scenarios" Just a collection of HXH oneshots. Leopika and Hisoillu are included. A lot of headcanons will also be included. I take requests!