Your pov
"Give me five minutes and a plunger and he'll tell me everything I need to know." Thor looked at you in horror " y/n please what ever he has done to you I'm sorry, but can't we do this another way?" you could see the fear in his eyes, "not a chance that skinny little asshole deserves this" you said as you walked down to where lokis room was. " JARVIS heat up some popcorn from me" tony said with a smile, "can i ask why you need a plunger?" Clint asked with a smirk.
"Do you really want to know?" You said looking over to him "now that I think about it no, but why are we mad at him again?" He asked " we're mad because he decided it would be a good idea to hide my handgun" you said looking ahead of you "oh no, well so whens the funeral?" He ask "mercy y/n, mercy!" Thor pleaded "thor when I'm dont with him there won't be enough left of him for you to have a funeral" i said glaring at him. "I'll give you boxing gloves if i can watch" tony said. Thinking about it for a moment "sure, why not" you shrugged.
As you continued to get closer to his room thor eventually gave up, but not before he did as one point he tried to stop you and that didn't go over well. He stood infront of you and told you to stop... you punched him in the throat and walked off, leaving him on the floor and tony laughing so hard he started to cry. You got to his door "clint the plunger" you held out your hand, he gave you your weapon tony followed close behind. Knocking on his door he opened it "oh y/n darling what brings you here?" He said playing dumb.
You smiled hiding the plunger behind your back "oh i was just wandering if you had seen my hand gun around?" You said in a very laid back relaxed manner, he shook his head "sorry dear but I haven't seen it, how unfortunate I understand you really like your guns" he said in a sad tone. Turning away from you to grab something, this was your chance.
You kicked the back of his knees so he collapse to the ground, grabbing his hair you exposed his fourhead stick the plunger to it. Loki began to scream, clints jaw dropped to the floor and tony just about died. "GIVE IT BACK YOU SLIMY, SKINNY LITTLE BITCH!" you began moving the plunger back and forth as if you we you were unclogging a toilet. "IF YOU WONT TELL ME WHERE IT IS I'LL JUST PLUNGER IT OUT OF YOU, COME ON YOU LITTLE SHIT" you kept yelling as he screamed "ahhhhhhhhhh oh God help me!" He yelled.
By now clint and tony were almost dead, thier faces red, and laughing loud. Trying to remove the plunger you couldn't sighing you shove him to the ground put your foot on his chest and pull, as he continued to scream flailing like a fish. Eventually a loud pop was heard which made clint and tony just lose there shit. You raised the plunger above your head ready to swing it down "where is it?" You said with fast breaths, loki looked up at you in horror he hair a mess along with his outfit.
"Here, here, take it!" He said as it magically appeared hanging it to you "your a little shit, ya know that, ya better have learned from this because I wont hesitate to do that again" you said taking you foot off his chest and walking out. Loki was left with two barly breathing dickheads and a larg circle on his forehead.
"JARVIS tell me you recorded that!" Tony asked "why of course sir" the voice responded. Loki glared at them as he sat on the floor "ill kill that hag" he said on anger. Eventually tony and clint made it out of the room still laughing.
---4 hours later---
"You guys won't belive what we just saw!" Tony said walking in the the living room where everyone was except loki. He showed the video to everyone, and they all laughed even thor "Y/n i never believed it when you said you had a temper but now I do, i can believe you used a plunger" bruce said in shock. "Well he did deserve it. Not just for stealing my just but he also did a bunch of other crap that just kept passing me off" I said with a sigh.
