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Samuel Seabury: this Congress does not speak for me

Alexander: My dog speaks more eloquently than thee

Alex's dog: *walks out*  According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Alex's dog: *walks away*

Samuel Seabury: ...

Alexander: ...

Lafayette: ...

Burr: ...

Mulligan: *crying literal tears from trying not to laugh*

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