Hamilton: I have the best memory ever. Name one time I forgot something
Eliza: you forgot I was your wife and had an affair with a woman names Maria and was secretly in love with my sister Angelica.
Hamilton: okay bu-
Eliza: you also forgot that yes your son can fucking die in a duel
Hamilton: wait a second-
Eliza: I have blackmail.
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Hamilton On Crack
RandomLiterally what the title says You can thank my friend for getting me into Hamilton. I won't update this often but I will update it still. Warning! There is swearing Started on September 29th, 2020 at 10:08 pm