What would happen if all the ghosts of the original people haunted the original cast of Hamilton
Daveed: *going to sleep*
Lafayette: Have a good rest, mon ami
Jefferson: *walks in with water* who what'd I miss?
Lafayette: SHHHHH-
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Lin: *writing some shit*
Alexander: write like you're running out of time, Lin
Lin: *turns around* can you be quiet for ONE SECOND?!
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Leslie: *playing with his daughter*
Aaron: dear Theodosia what to say to you?
Leslie:
Leslie: her name is Lucille
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Jonathan Groff: *sits up*
King George: *spits on him*
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Anthony: I love you, Jasmine
John & Philip: I never grew old enough to say that to someone
Anthony: guys can you please stop making my wedding so depressing?
Jasmine: I love you too, Anthony.
Maria: at least he doesn't have to pay a price to see you
Peggy: and at least you were able to get married
Jasmine: GUYS!
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Washington: so...
Christopher: no don't bring it up.
Washington: how were you not able to keep a straight face when Lin Manuel-Miranda screamed "PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES"?
Christopher: it's funnyyyyyyyyy
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Eliza: so what is this?
Phillipa: let me see
Eliza: *passes item over*
Phillipa: ....
Phillipa: that's a tampon.
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Angelica: so did you marry your dream guy?
Renée: yeah I did!
Angelica: do you fantasize about him at night?
Renée: he sleeps beside me.
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Oak: *trying to sleep*
Mulligan: BRRAH BRRAH-
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Hamilton On Crack
DiversosLiterally what the title says You can thank my friend for getting me into Hamilton. I won't update this often but I will update it still. Warning! There is swearing Started on September 29th, 2020 at 10:08 pm
